I love completely losing myself in music. I like to stay up late and am always up for a good time - I'm just never quite ready for the party to end. I used to be extremely intelligent as a child, but I've since lost my smarts due to a freak dental incident at age 13 involving one Dr. Giggles and large amounts of laughing gas. I'm completely obsessed with music, yet I can never remember song titles or album names - Dr. Giggles fault I'm sure. I do however have a remarkable penchant for parking garage mishaps - poles are my nemesis. I'm half Irish, half Russian - to which I attribute my love of all things potato and my ridiculously high tolerance for alcohol. I hate washing my hair, I'm a total perv, and I can outeat anyone I've ever met (w/ the exception of my Grandpa Herb - maybe you've heard of the infamous Woody's BBQ $9.99 All You Can Eat Ribs Disaster of 1987? Poor Woody's never saw it coming, and the Florida pork industry still hasn't fully recovered).
