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ASHKO

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~*STUFF*~
~*~*YOU*~*~
Name:: Ashley
Age:: 23
Height:: 186 cm
Eye Color:: you tell me
Hair Color:: brown
Shoe Size:: h'eh, men with big feet..yeah I get ya
Ring Size:: this is funny question :D
Hometown:: "Le Kip" aka kilcock
Birth Place:: Earth
Nickname(s):: Diggler...Rolo...Ash
# of Siblings:: 1
Parents still together:: yup
# of Pets:: zilch
Names of Pets:: see above
~*~*ODD*~*~
Do you eat w/ your elbows on the table:: eh........NO
Can you swallow pills:: yeah....why not
Do you like cheese:: yup
Do you ever eat so much you want to puke:: Hell no...im no freak
Would you ever shave your dog:: I prefer shaved pussy :D
Do you like beans:: yeah
Would you date Donald Trump:: With his $$$...sure who woludn't
Would you marry Regis Philbin:: had better say no to dat 1
How many bags of groceries can you carry:: sure thats what girls are for
Can you play UNO:: what kind of gay name is that...No
Can you say the months backwards:: stupit Q
How long can you hold your breath:: not very long...!
Can you swim under water w/o pluggin your nose:: ya I wish
Do you like ants:: not as much as u
~*~*FAVORITES*~*~
Dog:: The little furry guys
Cat:: a pussy is a pussy
Color:: has to be Red
Movie:: Shawshank Redemption by far
Book:: ones with pictures :D
Magazine:: don't buy em
Holiday:: summer...its warm
TV Show:: only fools and horses
Brand of Shoe:: don't care...once der nice..!
Brand of Pants:: see above
Store:: one dat doesn't ride ya
Channel:: sky sports
Food:: Pizza
Drink:: MIller
Way of Transportation:: Car...walkin's 4 chumps
Word:: ah yeah
Number:: 1,643,368
Sport:: one where they kick the round thing
Game:: sockka
Letter:: Z...reminds me of sleep :)
Smell:: a lady smell
Purfume/Cologne:: Polo, joop or JP gaultier
Brand of Make-up:: go ask a faggot :)
Shampoo:: any..once it does the job
Soap:: whatever
Body Wash:: same
Time of the day:: when it time to hit the Z machine
Day of the week:: Friday @ 5:01 pm
Thing to do on the weekend:: get pissed
Person to hang out w/:: any of me mates
Actor:: Ed Norton
Actress:: Anna Faris :)
Singer:: none really
Group:: Linkin Park or maybe metallica
Place to be:: home
Person to talk to:: me mate at work
Person to talk about:: Ivy
Late Night Talk Show:: sky sports phone in
Talk Show:: der all rubbish
Season:: summer
Car:: Audi or BMW
Truck:: not a truck kinda guy
State:: a drunken one ;)
City:: Liverpool
Coutry:: recently become Croatia :)
Road:: one outta my town
Resturant:: any that serve a steak :)
Bar:: an Iron one :)
Club:: one with decent tunes..hard found
Kind of Bed:: a cozy one
Pillow:: 1 soft one..all I need
Stuffed Animal:: ya cruel bastards
Blanket:: big one all to myself :D
Piece of Clothing:: my liverpool jerseys
Thing to shop for:: music..or DVD's..clothes..usual
Quote:: well...that's 4 sure..!
Website:: teamtalk.com
Person to IM:: Ivy
Myspace Page to Look at:: try an guess :D
~*~*FUTURE*~*~
Who do u want to Marry:: i'd better keep that a secret
How many kids:: im always happy to help out :D
How many pets:: not in my damn house
What kind of Pets:: one that don't shit everywhere
Where will you live:: outside new anfield
What kind of house:: cardboard box :D
What kind of car/truck:: Ferrari parked beside my box
What will most of your money be spent on:: booze & match tickets
Any habits you will get rid of:: i wanna keep all my bad ones
Any habits you will pick up:: if I meet right girl I'll learn more
Any memberships:: alcoholics anonomus
What kind of vacations:: lazy relaxing ones
Where will your honeymoon be:: in bed :)
Where will you buy groceries:: supply of alcohol in my blood an im fine
~*~*FRIENDS*~
Best friend(s):: Bernard, Barry, Jason....room 4 more :D
Funniest:: Bernard..he's crazy
Laughs the most:: Jason...easy to make him laugh
Cry's the most:: none..all tough as nails
Stinks:: we're all good at that :D
Smells the best:: me of course
Funnest to be around:: der all good fun
Most annoying:: Bernard..horrible arsenal fan
Most gulable:: Barry..or maybe me next
All around good person:: Barry...he'll keep his mouth shut
~*~*THOUGHTS*~*~
Red:: is the main colour
Santa:: he never brought me a bike....cunt
Rainbows:: what the fuck
Diamonds:: are a girls best friend :D
Parties:: ah yeah..wreck the place
Alcohol:: best thing ever made
Music:: blast the tunes out of it man
Dogs:: the 4 or 2 legged variety...? :)
Cats:: ummm...pussy :P
Fish:: kinda goes with above
Meat:: one of every animal
Noodles:: any will do me :P
Cheese:: same
Skanks:: .....
Preppy boys:: ......
Blondes:: blonds are over rated
Brunettes:: thats more like it
Outdoors:: nothing beats a game of footie
Winter:: balls frozen off me
Summer:: bikini's
Fall:: dark nights :(
Spring:: good ridence to winter
Pants:: .....
Shoes:: m'eh
Socks:: b'ah
Flip Flops:: h'eh
Books:: Lady Books :) yes please
Internet:: 2nd best invention ever
Myspace:: love it..I make awesome friends
Ice:: I kold...!
Beer:: more...more...MORE....!
Sundays:: Boring...so boring
Weekends:: bring it on
Shorts:: whatever
Shaving:: annoying...!
Long hair:: hate it
Short hair:: low maintenance :D
Red Hair:: ginger...not for me
Long sleeves:: no problem
Turtle Necks:: gay as christmas
Fire:: not good if on fire :D
Police:: horrible bastards
Jail:: thankful not to be in the kip
Stealing:: wrong but so many people do it
Running:: ah fuck that..im off to the pub
Pills:: not for me thanks
Drugs:: whatever is yur thing...not 4 me
Smoking:: not the end of world if girl smokes
Sleeping:: my favourite thing to do..well 2nd ;)
Energy Drinks:: can be nice...with vodka
Sand:: gets EVERYWHERE
Water:: ha ha..not good for me
Skateboards:: gay
Roller Skates:: more gay
Punctuation:: who gives a wank
Spelling:: I H8 wen pple mistspell
Quizes:: easy ones.... Im stupid
Tests:: test bad....bribe good
Doctors Offices:: get me out of here
Dentists:: ive passed out already
Lying:: jus don't lie to yur girl
Crying:: everyone has at some point :(
Cheating:: worst thing ya could do..!
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My Interests

This is probably not going to be the best thing your ever going to read but sure f**k it..My general interests are Football..namely Liverpool FC...Death to the Mancs & Blue Scum...Any kind of Comedy, the more rude the better & frequently gettin pissed..If you have no interest in any of the above then like...what the helll are you still doin here...!







GTA - VICE CITY...Greatest Video Game of All Time - ANAIMAL GAME
GEARS OF WAR - WHY DOES RUNNIN ROUND WITH A BIG FUCKIN GUN BLOWIN THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING DAT MOVES FEEL SO SATISFYING :)I am a major Movie Buff, Love Watchin Films. . . Favourites are Fight Club, American History X, Football Factory, The Business, Shawshank Redemption, Memento & Casino.



- S LIPKNOT -

- LINKIN PARK -

- Uberdruck Records -

Only Two Books in Life Worth Reading..!


I'd like to meet:

ANNA FARIS

!...WHY WOMEN CAN'T FIX CARS...!


Edward Norton - My Favourite Actor. Brilliant in all of his films.

Music:


free player from mysplayer.com

Movies:

gerrard slip


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Funny Interview with Gerrard

Terrible accidents Very funny video


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Terrible accidents, Very funny video!

Liverpool vs. AC Milan(Champions League Final 04-05)


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This was the Greatest game of Soccer I have & WILL EVER SEE. Best night of my life so far. Wasn"t at the game (man I wish I had of been) Was down the pub with 100 other liverpool fans. Unbelievable is not the word..!

Television:

My Favourite Programmes & Films

Kick Ass Flicks 4 A Romantic Night in :)

Books:



My Blog

Kingdom of Heaven

Acting so good..it's scary... Leper King Kingdom of Heaven was a dodgey enough film, hard to follow at times but it's sad when a less than 10 minute role from Ed Norton steals the show in a two a...
Posted by ASH on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 12:48:00 PST

Short Stories from my Creative Days in School

Man, I never thought I would have ever wanted to think about school now I'm outta the dump since 2001. But I've always had an account on writing.com (just the free one coz I'm such the cheap B@st@rd) ...
Posted by ASH on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 03:47:00 PST

Out 4 Me Blood

IMDB Message Boards     Man, All I said was that I didn't like it...
Posted by ASH on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 03:09:00 PST