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About Me

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I bathe irregularly. I studied photography, and I design stuff as well. I also like making movies. I'm going to be a photojournalist one day, or a filmmaker. I lived in Brooklyn for 3 years when I went to school, and I miss it terribly. I enjoy coffee, cigarettes and endulging in both of those things at 24-hour diners. I'm intelligent and open-minded, but extremely scatter brained. I would lose my head if it were not attached to my body. I'm very quiet until I open up, and even then I don't always feel it's necessary to talk. I worry that this makes others think I'm an asshole, and that makes me even more self-concious. I'm really good at destroying my life at least once a year, with the help of drugs, when things are going good. I have a hot girlfriend. My life is NEVER boring, as much as I think it is. I'm really bad at keeping in touch with people. If it takes me forever to respond to you, please don't think I hate you or that I've forgotten you because I don't and I definitely haven't. I just procrastinate like a motherfucker and fall off the wagon a lot.

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My Interests

making fun of people in a politically incorrect manner, urbanism, the great outdoors, coffee, smoking, abandoned asylums, my bike, vegetarianism, sobriety, making fun of people, meditation, spirituality, God, music, art, coloring my hair, photography, film, animals, New York City, Brooklyn, cereal, JTT, incense, candles, movies, Allentown, Pennsylvania, recovery, Jersey shore sunrises, tattoos, piercings, graffiti, Sea Monkeys, being liberal and pro-life, religions, cameras, wolves, trees, hiking, hemp products, James Dean, slacking off and procrastinating, picture taking, landscapes, people, hip-hop, making fun of people, dancing, the guitar and YOUR MOM

I'd like to meet:

The missing piece to the puzzle that is my life.

Music:

rock, new wave, hip-hop, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Hockey Night, Krishna Das, Local H, Jucifer, Joy Division, Ella Fitzgerald, Elf Power, Erykah Badu, Chevelle, The Cars, Mos Def, Bahamadia, The Roots, Talib Kweli, Nas, Jay-Z, Tupac, Elliot Smith, Sheryl Crow, Pearls & Brass, Robot Attack!, Defiant Trespass, Latterman, Glassjaw, David Bowie, Enya, Secret Garden, The Gossip, Velvet Revolver, Candiria, Type O Negative, Smashing Pumpkins, Interpol, The Police, The Smiths, Alice in Chains, Jedi Mind Tricks, The Icarus Line, Neutral Milk Hotel, Radiohead, dntel, Postal Service, Green Day, Mozart, American Analog Set, Kanye West, Propaghandi, Killswitch Engage, Converge, Deiselboy, Ella Fitzgerald, Steve Miller Band, deep house, drum and bass, M.I.A., etc.etc.

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Memento, Requiem for a Dream, Taxi Driver, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Mean Girls, Being John Malkovitch, Menace II Society, Beauty and the Beast, Napoleon Dynamite, About Schmidt, Punch-Drunk Love, The Little Mermaid, Session 9, Last Days, Poetic Justice

Television:

Television will eat your soul, but I do enjoy The Cartoon Network and VH1 CelebReality...

Books:

Travels with Charley by John Steinbeck, Pomosexuals ed. by Carol Queen and Lawrence Schimel, Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess, Zen in the Art of Archery, The Celestine Prophecy

Heroes:

James Dean

My Blog

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Some people like to listen to their OWN music while browsing aimlessly around myspace...PLEASE if you have those stupid fucking flash players make them so you have to hit play in order to hear it.&nbs...
Posted by L Tha Funky Homosexual on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 11:22:00 PST

Coney Island

I smell like the beach. Coney Island never ceases to amaze me, btw. Men with beer guts wearing TIGHT skin colored swim trunks...priceless.
Posted by L Tha Funky Homosexual on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 02:22:00 PST

the vortex that is New York

i went to New York yesterday anyway, at about 11:30 at night thanks to a phone call from friends, and Liza, and her car. It's the first time I've driven there, it was very surreal...everything felt s...
Posted by L Tha Funky Homosexual on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

take a little sunshine, spread it all around.

Alright, so it's not very sunny out right now. I ended up not going to New York like I was supposed to today, I skipped out on my appointment. I'm in a mood. I'll regret not going later, while I'm ...
Posted by L Tha Funky Homosexual on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

KITTIES!!!!!11

I'm surrounded by Jenna G.s' kitties right now...I can't wait to be woken up by them jumping on my face at 6am. But they are SO CUTE OMGzzZ! Especially the little baby one. Unfortunately I don't ha...
Posted by L Tha Funky Homosexual on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Liza or Leslie??

You're Leslie! You scored 5% Liza-ness, or non-Leslie-ness! You are most like Leslie! You are probably quiet and reserved in public, but can be hysterical with the right pe...
Posted by L Tha Funky Homosexual on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

one year later...

I should have made a bigger deal out of this, but Monday was my one year anniversary, meaning I haven't drank the alcohol or participated in any sort of illegal substance for one year. I was in a pis...
Posted by L Tha Funky Homosexual on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE

how could so much GOODNESS happen in one night?? amazing. mini-road trips to the poconos ROCK. also, we (lizer and i) accidentally went to lower upstate New York or Delaware for 5 minutes before rea...
Posted by L Tha Funky Homosexual on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

(QUIZ) it's sooo true...

. You scored as The Little-Boy Dyke. You bare an uncanny resemblance to a teenage boy, but your facial piercings and natural beauty are usually an indication that you really are a woman.The Little-Boy...
Posted by L Tha Funky Homosexual on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fuck

Jesus I'm bored...I hate it here. I have no friends. Well, I have a best friend. Who isn't here right now. I could be in New York right the fuck now. I have the urge to be out, I'm a night person....
Posted by L Tha Funky Homosexual on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST