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Justine, but you can call me Billie Jo

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I got alot to say so you better listen up, I killed my fuckin' husband and his friends during a game of pool at the Roundhouse bar. I saved my beloved dog, Gandolf from murder at the pound in Boobiesville Mississippi. She shits everywhere but its fun to watch her run into her own reflection in the mirror. Anyway, I live with my daughter who's 8, she dont give a fuck where her daddy is because its not important. I go to jail over night every once in a while because the pigs say im too loud on the streets of Springfield, I say fuck 'em. When im in jail my daughter, Krista stays with my girl friend Mary Kay and her 3 achieving kids. On my spare time I throw a little shotput. I drink about a gallon of lemonade mixed with egg beaters every day so I can stay tough because you never know what fucking testosterone driven man is gonna try to do with my dignity. I got alotta pride, and ya cant fool me. especially if youre a man, trying to get in my pants. I bike with my girls (yeah CrEw representin' at the round house bar!) and i love to go to the driving range. Sometimes i whore around my daughter but its only for the cash i need for the shoulder pads, mouth guard, and uniform required for community football down here in Missouri. if ya wanna play, hit me up. peace

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

George Lopez, Ladies of the wild, the stars from CATS, 'Georgy Girl' (cuz I can relate), Hellen Hunt, Chyna, Linda Tripp, The Rock, Mr. T, Olivia Newton John, Tim Allen, that bitch who stole my ballet shoes and threw them into a burning garbage can when I was the lead in the Nutcracker ballet, Ringo Starr, the members of Sister Hazel, and most of all Kurt Russel.

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