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About Me

So there I was. Just sitting there trying to Square dance to myself. I didn't know what I was going to do. I decided to call Jeremy Bushey and tell her to come over. She screamed Kablamo! As far as I knew, that meant yes. I was so down, a little on the sad side, a little sick, and I kind of want to piss in your face that i wet my Nipple Clamps . I thought that i should change my Nipple Clamps before Jeremy Bushey came over. While I was changing, Jeremy Bushey walked into my room an saw me without my a bluish-green I love MN shirt on. I was so like I really miss her and I want to go bowling that I screamed FUCK RYAN IN THE ASS and wet myself again. Jeremy Bushey was really disgusted and started to leave. I painted for her and grabbed her pinky finger . She liked it as much as I did. So I threw her onto the scratching post in the hallway . She yelled uff da , and then asked me Am I fat? I figured that was her way of telling me that i was Biggie Smalls . we birthed around from the balcony to the pantry . Just then, my Dumbledore strolled into the house. I got scared and threw Jeremy Bushey into the Panic Room and ran to my Dumbledore to trip him out of the house. I hopped back to the Panic Room to get Jeremy Bushey When i opened the door, she skipped at me. I started to dance and I yelled Holy Moley! 0804.000 times so loud that people in Weasley Wizard Wheezes could hear me. I picked up my Sarah and threw it at Jeremy Bushey 713 times. She started to poo . Then she grabbed my wrist and started to shake it. Then, all of her one friends came over and started to urinate me. That was the like a faggot pussy bitchest day ever.

My Interests

The Masterminds:
Sarah Awesome.
Cassondra.

I'd like to meet:

www.myspace.com/mnpickle

Music:

Transvoices Chorus.

Movies:

The Incredible Mr. Limpet
The Making of the Spice Girls

Television:

Doug.

Books:

Female Condoms for dummies.
Everybody hurts.

Heroes:

Daniel Fucking Rayburn Crank

My Blog

Her.

There Sarah was, drinking Her and petting her new pet phoenix named Lester. Lester digs Her too and planned an EVIL plan to steal Her away from Sarah and offer Her to Cassondra so in turn he cou...
Posted by Famously Awesome Inc. on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 06:14:00 PST

Well I am not one for misery...what's your name?

So this one time this amazingly good looking girl decided she wanted to urinate all over this green horny ugly mans beautiful sister. And being that the amazingly good looking girl was the green...
Posted by Famously Awesome Inc. on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:39:00 PST

B to the I to the Gay Rap

I love grilling.It's really thrilling.Billy without the Ray.I think he might be gay.That's why he needs to find the golden spork.That's a spoon and a fork.But not because he's gay,He just sucks.Totes....
Posted by Famously Awesome Inc. on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:39:00 PST

Beautiful.

Ms. Awesome and Cassondra had beautiful sex, over text messaging. Cassondra: Let's have text sex.Sarah Awesome: I'm totally naked with cowboy boots on.Cassondra: Hot. I'm wearing nothing but a hot swe...
Posted by Famously Awesome Inc. on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:59:00 PST

Story .3-part 3

Previously: ...and then Matt was like, "I'm gonna kill you all again if we don't go save Pete, he's my secret lover!" *gasp* Pete is such a cheating whore! Bryer is so appalled by this, that she...
Posted by Famously Awesome Inc. on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 12:11:00 PST

Story .3-Part 2

Previously: It was then that Matt decided he was going to save his "would be" son, Ricky. So he got everyone together and they went off to find a way into Heaven to save Ricky. Little did they k...
Posted by Famously Awesome Inc. on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:12:00 PST

Story .3

Meanwhile, in Hell, Satan had 8 flaming toilets reserved for Cassie, Brandon, Bryer, Pete, Sarah, Matt, Jeremy and Ryan. Everyone was like, "Wtf? What did we do to end up in Hell?" But Cassie and Jere...
Posted by Famously Awesome Inc. on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 11:11:00 PST

Life.

Once upon a time Bryer lived in a nice a house that had a picture of Steve Irwin with RIP above it. She had a sign on her door that said "No Sting Rays". Her and her husband, Nick from Wal-mart, with ...
Posted by Famously Awesome Inc. on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 12:47:00 PST

Story .2-Part 3

Previously: That night Sarah chopped Matt's head off with a croquet mallet and fed his remains to a rabid dog down the street while singing Another One Bites The Dust, and then found out th...
Posted by Famously Awesome Inc. on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 04:30:00 PST

Story .2-Part 2

Previously: ...they all got in a square and Matt decided to go first. All they could find was Cleopatra Twister because somebody seemed to have recycled all of the bottles beforehand. He spun and it l...
Posted by Famously Awesome Inc. on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 11:43:00 PST