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jarf

That's some serious meat you're stackin'

About Me

I know, I'm kind of a terrible person.
Someone once told me I'm a new soul;*
if that's the case, then i'm still new at this human thing -
so cut me some slack!
I'm constantly trying to be more honest, more open, and more confrontational... but it doesn't always work out that way. I apologize in advance.
* someone else once told me I'm completely soulless - this is probably more accurate. Instead of being new at this human thing, I'm just new at mimicking the whole human thing. Right? [turns into a bat and flies away!]

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Yahoo: jarf.barker
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My Interests

Synchronicity.

One day.

I like:

I'd like to meet:

When you run into my arms,
We steal a perfect moment.
Let the monsters see you smile,
Let them see you smilling.
Vega4

I want to meet a DJ who can make absurd mashups for me by request.
Starlight by Muse mashed up with H. by Tool.
Sir Interruptsalot by Clifton mashed up with Book of Days by Enya.
You Know What This Is by Form of Rocket mashed up with Dreams by the Cranberries.

Also, I could probably disappear at any given moment, and you would never see or hear from me again. Don't be offended by my vagabondage.



My Baby's Got The Bends
I don't have any real friends.

Adam.

Danny Valley

Angela Chase

Ab Bee Gayle

Jolene of Shamong

Ian Keenoy Crawford

Rebekah Barker

Michael Barker

Aaron Barker

Meda Peda Barker

Samantha Barker

Tasha Barker

Teddy

Alex Kyle Guy

Jehrem E Bauer

Jeff Brent Wood

Britan Lee Doe

Bretton N Faucett

Dr Andi Quinn

Chris from Texas

Dutch Anna

Setch Bin for Shoes

Justin of KG

The Perfect Blendship

Music:


radiohead

the mars volta

nine inch nails.

run take the money run take the money run take the money

Movies:

any David Lynch ♣ Aliens ♣ Alien Resurrection ♣ The Big Lebowski ♣ Boondock Saints ♣ Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion

Television:

4 8 15 16 23 42
Lost, Twin Peaks, My So-Called Life, and Heroes.

I really like that car commercial with the headlights that turn slightly when the car turns, and the guy is driving and sees the deer and stops, then the baby deer runs across the road past what you then realize is its mother. Oh god I cry every time.

Oh, and that commercial of the car that parallel parks itself gives me the chills. I squeal every time I see it. Ohman, if I ever see one of those working in real life... I don't even know how I'd react.

On that note, I really hate the Allstate commercials and the VW commercials that show real car accidents. They freak me the fuck out!

Books:

lots of boring non-fiction: Graham Hancock, Zecharia Sitchin.
lots of easy fiction too: Augusten Burroughs, Chuck Palananananiuhuk.
basically anything historical, philosophical, cynical, dark, or poetic.

Heroes:

how hilarious is this picture of my family? i'm the dark cloud on the left.

the barker clan, the west valley beer gang, the it club, the stair kids, the deadites, the kids in black, the third triumvirate, the second triforce, the broship, and the south jersey gaggle.

shroudingallthegroundaroundmeisthisholycrowaboveme blackasholeswithinamemoryandasblueasournewsecondsun istickmyhandintotheshadowpullthepiecesfromthesand whichiattempttoreassemblesuggestwhoimighthavebeen idonotrecognizethevesselbuttheeyesseemsofamiliar likephosphorescentdesertbuttonssingingonefamiliarsong sogoodtoseeyouonceagainithoughtthatyouwerehidingfromme andyouthoughtthatihadrunawaychasingatrailofsmokeandreason.

My Blog

we all have a little rodney dangerfield in us.

i don't care about sex or booze. i don't care about cigarettes. i don't care about being in love.I JUST WANT SOME RESPECT.and that's the only thing i can really take seriously, that's the only thing t...
Posted by jarf on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:51:00 PST

e-stir with see-ster (small picture post)

meda came to visit me for easter.this morning a fat dove was perched on my window sill and it woke us up with those awful, loud whooping noises. we took pictures:actually this is right before bed, bu...
Posted by jarf on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:36:00 PST

new things make me happy.

new kicks.new jeans.new art, painted by UWP.also the first thing i have hung on the wall in my new apartment since i moved in last november. yessnow i just need to find the charger for my electric ra...
Posted by jarf on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 04:47:00 PST

listen, guys.

i know this year has gotten off to a rough start.2006 was awful enough; none of the atrocity that was the prior year seems to have dissipated with the dawning of this new year.seems to be getting wors...
Posted by jarf on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 04:02:00 PST

christmas eve-ill

it was such a gorgeous day today that chris valentine and i decided to go to the beach... "down the shore" as it were. it's beautiful at LBI in December. i took photos - by sticking a pushpin into w...
Posted by jarf on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 04:35:00 PST

sliced like thanksgiving tofurky.

this time of the year is the worst.the holidays have a way of collecting all of your accumulated loneliness, isolation and despair, and shoving it in your face at every turn.it's not like i haven't be...
Posted by jarf on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:31:00 PST

NO

NO
Posted by jarf on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:24:00 PST

take your armo(u)r off, you're not under attack

Went to Utah last Thursday. Got back this morning at about 2am. I'm tired.I had such a good time back home. This time, I didn't want to leave. Everything there felt perfectly exciting, with so man...
Posted by jarf on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 06:35:00 PST

page of concrete

whenever i go back home to utah, about a week before i leave, something terrible happens. every single time i've gone home something like this has happened beforehand. i don't feel like going anywhe...
Posted by jarf on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 04:49:00 PST

open wrist talk back again in the wounded of its skin

I'm back in New Jersey today after over a week in Utah.As I expected, the whole trip put things into perspective. However, unexpectedly, I don't feel good about it like the last time I came home.Imag...
Posted by jarf on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 04:16:00 PST