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Oscar De La Renta Myspace Layouts in fashion myspace layouts I just moved from the big city to a cowtown and so far so good! I have the most amazing little boy and the worlds best boyfriend. I am surronded by testosterone on a daily basis but wouldn't change it for anything.Myspace Backgrounds

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Daffney is radioactive. Wear protective clothing at all times.
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From Go-Quiz.com AUGUST=FLIRT You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have a very attractive partner, a wicked hottie. Like somebody with an August brithday. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. When it comes to films, you know how to pick them and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.
Name: Daffney
Birthdate: 08/31/1981
Birthplace: Shi-town
Current Location: Ft Collins
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dishwater Blong
Height: 5'5
Weight: Seriously?
Piercings: Just ears
Tatoos: Nope. To chicken
Overused Phraze: Gear Down
FAVORITES
Food: The kind you eat
Candy: Hot Tamales.
Number: 31
Color: Purple
Animal: Duder
Drink: Rum and Coke
Alcohol Drink: Oops!
Bagel: Everything
Letter: A
Body Part on Opposite sex: Chest
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Neither. Gross
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: Please and thank you
Dog or Cat: Cat
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: I work day and nights. Who knows.
Most Missed Memory: I don't get this?
Best phyiscal feature: My eyes
First Thought Waking Up: I don't wanna go to work
Goal for this year: Finish it
Best Friends:
Weakness: Duder
Fears: I refuse to give power to them by naming them
Heritage: White. Cracker White
Longest relationship: 9 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Never
Ever Smoked: Maybe.....
Pot: Margs!!!!
Ever been Drunk: Never
Ever been beaten up: A couple times
Ever beaten someone up: A couple times
Ever Shoplifted: Yep. Never got caught though
Ever Skinny Dipped: Thats for me....
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Nope. I just screw em
Been Dumped Lately: Nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Brown
Favorite Hair Color: Dark Brown
Short or Long: Short
Height: Taller than me
Style: As long as they have some
Looks or Personality: Personality
Hot or Cute Mine is hot AND cute
Drugs and Alcohol: no thanks
Muscular or Really Skinny: In the middle please
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 0
What country do you want to Visit: England
How do you want to Die: By a brain aneurysm
Been to the Mall Lately: Have you met me?
Do you like Thunderstorms: Kind of
Get along with your Parents: Most of the time
Health Freak: Kind of
Do you think your Attractive: Yeah
Believe in Yourself: Sometimes
Want to go to College: To late
Do you Smoke: That's for me to know
Do you Drink: Nope
Shower Daily: Yep
Been in Love: Yes. I AM in love
Do you Sing: Only when noone is listening
Want to get Married: Sure
Do you want Children: To late
Have your future kids names planned out: Nope
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 100
Hate anyone: Nope
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How to make a Daffney
Ingredients:
3 parts intelligence
5 parts arrogance
3 parts beauty
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add sadness to taste! Do not overindulge!
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From Go-Quiz.com finally jumped on the band wagon and decided to get a my space page. Are you proud of me? I am. Should be interesting to see who I run into here.....
Create your own friendquiz hereInstead of writing some long boring soliloquy about myself I choose instead to entertain you, if not briefly, and give you an idea of the way that I look at life... These are a few things i've noticed about this crazy world 1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. 2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a bar is when your beer-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. 4) You're never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps. 6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible. 7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly. 8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden. 10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl. 11) You never know where to look when eating a banana. 12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat. 13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel macho 14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball. 15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses. 16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school. 17) The most embarrassing thing you can do in school is to call your teacher mom or dad. 18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. 19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches. 20) Every man has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush. 22) Its impossible to look cool when picking up a Frisbee. 23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited. 24) You never ever run out of salt. 25) Old ladies can eat more than you think. 26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog. 27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something. 28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.I'm out like a fat kid in dodge ball! Peace..
D Dangerous
A Awkward
F Famous
F Famous
N Neglected
E Exhausting
Y Yucky
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If I could entertain Obama and McCain as my own personal audience I would be in political heaven. Elections aside, meeting Dennis Miller would be cool. Maybe Brit Brit. Oh and DEFINENTLY Lil Kim.
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The Bathroom Boot

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For posterity's sake....

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Posted by on Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:57:00 GMT

Got it....

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Posted by on Sat, 06 Jun 2009 20:27:00 GMT

7am on a Sunday. What are you doing?

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Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 06:36:00 GMT

Check out this shiz-nit

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Posted by on Thu, 19 Mar 2009 17:08:00 GMT

Holy Recession

So I'm in the middle of watching the Oprah that I DVR'd today. HOLY crap. Seriously...HOLY crap. I just feel for these people. SO many middle class people that lost their job and two paychecks later B...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 18:02:00 GMT

Holy Baby Poop

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Posted by on Sat, 21 Feb 2009 16:47:00 GMT

Valentines Day and The Ex factor

Has anyone else had this problem?? Why does Valentines day bring out people's "ex's". The people that chose to abandon you, cheat on you, treat you like dirt, the person that you dehumanized and made ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Feb 2009 20:07:00 GMT

My Sweetheart Lunch

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