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u!weruaq uanafs

Livin' la vida mocha.

About Me

I pretty much rule.I was the kid in school who could party with the best of them and still held a 3.95 GPA.I write and play my own songs, and I can punch through a wall with my bare fist and some TNT.I was gonna be a neurosurgeon until I realized there are less bloody jobs with better hours and better pay that I can work from my laptop, sitting in the sun & downing an iced latte.I write. I design. I photograph. I combine them all into one.I play guitar, and taught myself by learning Nirvana & Green Day songs when I was 12.I am from the Midwest but moved to the west side of the Westside.California love, baby!SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Worrying about every little thing in life can be hazardous to your health.If you wanna make an omelette, you've gotta break a few eggs.Everything has to do with everything.You felt your first rhythm as a heartbeat.You can't control everything that happens in life. But you can control how you react to everything.Remember the past, but focus on the future.To visualize is to actualize.There is a thin line between genius and insanity. As with love and hate.I have sucessufully hacked into my brain.FOOD FOR THOUGHT (Yummy Morsels!)Organized religion has caused more hate, violence, and death than the worst diseases combined... Don't believe me? think about the Crusades, the Roman empire, think about the wars (yes, plural) in the Middle East, including of course Iraq.And another thing:How can anyone take every word literally when these "stories" were written thousands of years ago, halfway around the world, then translated into English? Words are subjective and have endless interpretations, and translation to English is the icing on this cake of compromised interpretation and lost meaning.C'mon people, Patron Silver isn't the only thing that you should take with a grain of salt!Tell me something interesting or just say hi! I am shy...

My Interests

An ever-increasing arsenal that includes but isn't limited to:Design (graphic, apparel, architectural & automotive), Google, Wikipedia, writing, reading, creating, enjoying, learning, teaching, eating, wine-tasting, beer-tasting, liquor-tasting, Bar Lubitsch, exotic cars, exotic women, the Mediterranean, Mediterranean women, the mind-body connection, the outdoors, nutrition, fitness, reading, Google, Wikipedia, skidattling the internet, music, drawing, playing, doodling, snowboarding, biking, hiking, beachin', dancing at a club, concert, or festival, playing guitar, feeling the music, modern, contemporary, and surreal art, California food, sauvignon blanc and pinot grigio, carving the canyons in my "Baby Blue", concerts, festivals, pets & animals, especially dogs, traveling, Israel, Spain, the Greek Islands, photography, comedy, film, water, sun, sand, and Funyons. Yeah... Funyons!

I'd like to meet:

you in a dark alley.Also, people who realize that anything is possible when you accept this fact.Smart, intellectual, philosophic, psychological, driven, eclectic real mofo's...People who think for themselves and have a positive outlook on life. Even when things seem sheisty.People who are honest with themselves and others. People who don't need to make up stories, because of the former, and because they have enough real stories that phukin rock.People who are creative, fun, funny, and give others the benefit of the doubt.People who are REAL, drama-free (or at least minimal), and who mean what they say and say what they mean.And ladies with teh hotness on top of all that.

Music:

KCRW, Krafty Kuts, Fabric Live, Chem Bros, Groove Armada, Blackalicious, Daft Punk, Basement Jaxx, Krafty Kuts, Peace Orchestra, The Recanteurs, DJ Shadow, Cut Chemist, Gorillaz, Thievery Corporation, Beck, Matisyahu, Beck, Sublime, RJD2, Green Day, Chili Peppers, DJ Kicks, DJ Spooky, Kruder & Dorfmeister, DJ Idiom, Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, Biggie Smalls, Black Eyed Peas, DJ Z-Trip, Miles, J5, Tribe, Chemical Bros, Fatboy Slim, Eminem, Weezer, Floyd, Mark Farina, GnR, Jane's, Blink 182, Linkin Park, Bob Marley, Damian Marley...

Movies:

Fight Club, Babel, The Secret, American Beauty, The Island, Borat, The Game, Magnolia, Ocean's Eleven, Office Space, Clerks, Memento, Requiem for a Dream, Pi, Napoleon Dynamite, Being John Malkovich, Pulp Fiction, Shrek, The Incredibles, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, What the Bleep! Do We Know?, The Chumscrubber (horrible name for a great movie), South Park: Bigger Longer Uncut, Forest Gump, Saving Private Ryan, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Back to the Future, ET, Better Off Dead, Terminator 2, Brain Dead

Television:

Californication, South Park, Dexter, Weeds, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Flight of the Conchords, THE TUBE MUSIC NETWORK!(nonstop music videos, what MTV was originally - now it's gone though :( ), Ali G, 30 Rock, The Office, It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia, Current TV, Entourage (although the episodes are way too short), Rescue Me, 24, Simpsons, Robot Chicken, Moral Orel, Last Comic Standing, Modern Marvels (Discovery Channel), Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, standup comedy, most things on Comedy Central, Discovery Channel, The Learning Channel, Animal Planet, and The History Channel, an occasionally just white noise

Books:

New Rules, Napalm & Silly Putty, The Secret, Why Do Men Have Nipples?, Fight Club, Buddhism Plain and Simple, Don't Sweat the Small Stuff, Rich Dad Poor Dad, The Anarchy Cookbook, Complete Guide to Snowboarding, 365 Ways to Make Chicken, Hey Whipple Squeeze This, How Things Work, Who Moved My Cheese?, science stuff, techy stuff, car stuff, design & writing stuff, humor, dirty jokes, The Secret

Heroes:

Mrs. Garrison, Mr. Hand, Bill Maher, Charles Darwin, Sacha Baron Cohen, Larry David, M.C. Escher, Salvador Dali, Matt Stone & Trey Parker, Henry Ford, Jack Bauer, Matt Groening, Steve Carell, John Stewart, Einstein, Shakespeare, Newton, Benjamin Franklin, Edison, Ford, the Wright bros, Bradley Nowell, Edward Norton, Adriana Lima, and the guy/gal who invented fries.

My Blog

woof woof little doggy

are you gonna bark all day?or are you gonna bite?
Posted by u!weruaq uanafs on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 03:01:00 PST

whoa! i’m totally a radical child of nature

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Posted by u!weruaq uanafs on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 03:00:00 PST

Put your hands up for Detroit

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Posted by u!weruaq uanafs on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 02:59:00 PST

booyakasha

checkiti am loving la. not just the westside like you yuppies. not just the east side like you "artists". i'm talkin' about downtown. you know, the skyline that they show in every movie, newscast, tv ...
Posted by u!weruaq uanafs on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 01:59:00 PST

the whole iPod ad parody thing

i'm talking about the sillhouettes with a colored background and a white iPod/book/dildo... it's not creative anymore. This is October of 2007. That's TEN months into the year 2007, which is years aft...
Posted by u!weruaq uanafs on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 10:38:00 PST

no thanks,

I've had enough whine....
Posted by u!weruaq uanafs on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:58:00 PST

change

is ineveitable. you can fight it or deal with it.
Posted by u!weruaq uanafs on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:56:00 PST

french press success

NO, i'm not talking about steamrolling moustached beret-wearers.I'm talking about something much more critical: after having a french press coffee thingy for over a year, i finally decided to use it. ...
Posted by u!weruaq uanafs on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:34:00 PST

LA Weekly DeTour Festival! Downtown LA this Sat!

In case you live in the southern california region but under a rock, here's some rock you'll want to get on top of (wow, I still don't get it, why am I not a copywriter anymore?):The LA Weekly DeTour ...
Posted by u!weruaq uanafs on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:39:00 PST

last night was fun

made amends with an old friend. (shana tova)finally went to the club LAX, was a very cool place.went there with three of my bestestest friends. made lots of great new friends, including the co-owner o...
Posted by u!weruaq uanafs on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:24:00 PST