My name's Pete and I am a little baby Cornish pasty.
My mummy and daddy died in a freak seagull accident.
Will you be my new mummy or daddy?
I want someone to adopt me and take care of me.
Why don't you visit my website?
www.thepasty.com/adopt-a-pasty
People who love Cornish pasties!
People who love Cornwall.
People who love Saffron cakes.
Fisherman at sea
People I'd rather avoid, thanksPeople who tell me they love me and then try to eat me.
Seagulls
Tin miners (legendary pasty murders)
Bob Geldoff and Bono (just because)
Who am I really?Some people have been asking who am I "really"?
I don't quite understand what they mean???
I'm a Cornish pasty called Pete!!!
I live in a nice house dungeon in Helston with my loving evil step-dad, who runs a website selling orphaned pasties to hungry people up and down the country.
PS: Please don't tell him about this myspace page - he wants to sell me into pasty-slavery too :o(