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Chris

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About Me


I'm Chris, and I'm counting down the days until I join the Air Force, but until then I'm studying for A-levels at Campion. I used to think I worked for Morrisons, but it turns out that more often than not, they work for me.

My Interests

Electric Guitar
Setting things on fire (though usually myself)
Spear hunting in the forests of Brazil

I'd like to meet:

Jimi Hendrix to revel in the awesomeness,
Bruce Dickinson to do the same,
Kim Jong-Il to kick him in the shins,
Mr T to be labelled a foo',
Sam Lantsbery to put him in a potato sack and throw him off the Humber Bridge.

Music:

Iron Maiden
Led Zeppelin
Black Sabbath
AC/DC
Deep Purple
The Jam
Genesis
Metallica
Megadeth
Pantera
Rammstein
Korn
Sepultura
System of a Down
Slipknot
Motorhead
Guns 'n' Roses
Def Leppard
Trivium
Rage Against The Machine
Nirvana
A pretty random mix, I'll admit, but then I'm a pretty random person. At least there's no R'n'B, thank God.

Movies:

Saving Private Ryan
Black Hawk Down
Full Metal Jacket
The Italian Job
Apocalyspe Now
Airplane!
Shaun of the Dead
Hot Fuzz
Tetris: The Movie (Starring Sam Lantsbery as "L-Shaped Block #4")

Television:

Television these days is nothing but excrement. I would rather watch a child be beaten with sticks than endure the horror that is Big Brother.
4OD though, that channel rocks (can you even call it a channel? Internet web thingy? 'tis great though, so thanks Emma!

Books:

Anything by Stephen King
Some Tom Clancy stuff
Bravo Two Zero
Round Ireland with a Fridge
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Heroes:

Field Marshal Montgomery (look him up, foo')
Jimi Hendrix
The Drill Sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket"
Mr T

My Blog

Mankind sinks even lower than previously thought possible

Mankind was, until recently, doing alright. There hadn't been a nuclear war, The Liberal Democrats hadn't won the general election, and France was still conveniently separated from us by the English C...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 01:39:00 PST

You Know You Live In 2007 When...

You know you live in 2007 when...1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends ...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 01:16:00 PST

Internet Surveys Waste Peoples Time

So, for that reason, I'm going to waste YOUR time with a shitty internet survey! Now you can find out massively unimportant facts about me! Stare in amazement as you read utter bollocks! ..> >...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 01:56:00 PST

Metallica Rule.

Yeah, you heard. I hope you're jealous you mainstream failures. They played pretty much all of their best songs and decided, quite rightly, to blow up the stage before the song "One". Legends.   ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 05:50:00 PST

Our Survey Said...

Someone suggested I should do one of their online surveys so that people who already know me, or don't care, can find out trivial and unimportant details about me. So now you know. I cannot guara...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 07:23:00 PST

The Olympic 2012 Logo. What Utter Pig Shite.

The logo the London 2012 Olympics is utter shite. That's all there is to it. The worst part is that some bastard got away with charging £400,000 for it. I mean just look at it, how the hell can that ...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 03:35:00 PST

I Blog In Your General Direction

Prime Minister Tony Blair was visiting a primary school and visited one of the classes.  They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.  The teacher asked ...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 03:02:00 PST

Unless you're going too, you have failed.

July 8th. Wembley Stadium. Metallica are going to rock thousands of people, me and Elizabeth being two of them, and you will be at home drinking milk. Possibly.   I think this is what blogs ...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 02:07:00 PST

Blogfest

Why the hell is there a category for blogs called "blogging"? Why would I want to write a blog about blogging? I don't even know what one is, I'm just typing random shit into this box in the hope that...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 02:02:00 PST