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Chris

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About Me

Hi all, my name is Chris and I live up int th'ills in the small town of Mossley near Manchester and Oldham. I'm currently at Salford Uni doin Business and Management Studies (its as borin as it sounds) and being a general tax dodger lol, although i do have a part-time job. Other than that I love football (Come on you Liverpool!!!), Going out, drinking, and enjoying myself. My m8s are legendary and i dont know wot i'd do without them, Pushy, Blany, Kyle, Rick, Homa etc... Anyhoo!!! I'll stop borin ya now but if ya fancy a chat then i'm rite ere...
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris
Birthday: 15th October 1986
Birthplace: Manchester
Current Location: In My Room
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5 ft. 10 ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left (Cack-Handed 2 every1 else)
Your Heritage: erm....
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Puma's
Your Weakness: erm... KFC
Your Fears: Losin the 1 I Love
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicken n Sweetcorn
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pass this year at Uni, win the league wiv staly vegas
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol jus 2 b different lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: erm... Eyes
Your Bedtime: Whenever i drag myself there
Your Most Missed Memory: My Grandad
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger Kng but KFC is much nicer than both of them
Single or Group Dates: Single but any would b nice lol
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea should be hot
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea i hate cappuccino n coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Dont we all
Do you Sing: Only in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: yea any1 who doesn't is a tramp
Have you Been in Love: dont think so
Do you want to go to College: Been there got the t-shirt
Do you want to get Married:
Do you belive in yourself: You've got 2 if u want 2 succeed
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Definately not
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Kinda
Do you like Thunderstorms: They r ok i spose
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No but they r lovely
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: erm.. No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Only when playin footy
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I wish...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Many a time
Ever been called a Tease: Yes suprisingly
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Doin sumfin i love
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Rich!!!! Lawyer, Pub Landlord
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Not mega fussed
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Bout my height or slightly less
Weight: Less than me
Best Clothing Style: Trendy n fashionable
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1 but never again
Number of CDs I own: Lots
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None (but i want the 5 stars 2 represent Liverpool winnin the champions league 5 times beat the Man Utd, Arsenal n Chelski)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many!!!!
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My Interests

Soccer, Liverpool till I Die Baby!!, most sports, Watchin films, Listenin 2 Music, Goin Out and Generally enjoyin myself.
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I'd like to meet:

Steven Gerrard. My mum walked past him in manchester once!!! Wasn't impressed, she could av got a picture or an autograph!!! lol. Other than that my Grandad, he died when I was so young, Our good and very missed friend Jamie 'Flea' Barrow R.I.P buddy!! Cheryl Cole (Tweedy) and Eva Mendes rocks my socks lol so wouldn't mind meetin them, and any1 else who mite wanna meet me... if thats the case then message me lol!!!

Music:

Arctic Monkeys, Oasis, Keane, Kanye West, Fall Out Boy, Eminem, The Streets, Jay-Z, Mark Ronson, The Automatic, Sean Paul, Nelly, Green Day, The Kooks, some dance stuff 2. Lots of different stuff a bit of variety never hurt ne1. If I like it i'll listen 2 it!
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Movies:

The Godfather, You Got Served, Snatch, Anchorman, Man On Fire, Fight Club, Rush Hour 1 and 2, Team America, Shrek (Rooney), Sin City, American Pie, Green Street, Hostel, Jackass, Donnie Darko, Lucky Number Slevin, Wedding Crashers, Dodgeball, Old School, Lock Stock, Scarface, all sorts as u can see
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THE KERSAL MASSIVE (3 tits) absolute qualityKERSAL MASSIVE VS PERSIL MASSIVE wot a remix well good!!

Television:

Soccer AM, The office, Phoenix Nights, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, 8 out of 10 cats, Jackass, Dirty Sanchez, Viva la Bam, Little Britain, I'm Alan Partridge..., Any Ali G.
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Books:

The best books come out as films. Jus finished readin Stevie Gerrard's book it was awesome so i've started readin more autobiographies. But Goosebumps books used to be the don!
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Heroes:

Stevie Gerrard (Captain Fantastic) and Vince Vaughn he is sooooooooooooooooooooo funny Eric Cartman wot a legendmspmb allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" src="http://www.treborwear.com/newfridge.swf?user=xa11609964 16174" enableJavaScript="false" quality="high" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="500" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="never" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"

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Get 2 Know U Questionnaire

Full name: Christopher John Philpot a.k.a Whitehead  Nick names: Whitehead, Welshy, CumheadShoe size: 9 or 10 Height: 5, 11 (so wanna b 6 ft)Siblings: 1 brother, Alex Do you like t...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 02:01:00 PST