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Betsey

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am clearly LAME. My handle was snapped up by some 13 year old girl and now I'm a different non-existent animal - the hippobear. Instead of intriguing like the llamaduck, it just sounds like an overweight, middle-aged gay man with a hirsutism fetish. Sorry everyone, so it goes.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a babysitter so I can go on a motorcycle ride with my lovely husband. not that I don't love the baby, but you know, we don't have a sidecar yet.