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Autumn

I'm Crazy, Not Stupid

About Me

I like to be very straight forward and to the point. Often people confuse this with me being a bitch. Well....I am, just not for that reason. I'm not here to flirt or look for a date. I don't want that now and maybe not for a long time. I am a big animal lover. I love all critters. Currently I have 2 dogs and 16 cats. I'd really like a pet pig some day. I'm also sneeking food to the groundhog that's taken up residence under our shed.

My Interests

Reading, writing, comic books, guns, knives.

I'd like to meet:

Anne Rice, Stan Lee, Anthony Hopkins. I'm sure I'll put others on here as soon as I remember them.

Music:

All kinds of Rock and Roll from the 50's to today. I'm particularly fond of 70's music. Hate, hate, HATE bubblegum pop shit. My favorite band ever is Aerosmith.

Movies:

I love horror movies. The more gore the better. I like mob movies as well. The Rocky Horror Picture Show is my favorite guilty pleasure. However the BEST movies I've ever seen were the Hannibal Lecter trilogy.

Television:

I love dramas. CSI, CSI: NY, E.R. Right now I'm hooked on the second season of Rockstar: Supernova and Girls Next Door. Sundays are my night to watch The Venture Brothers on Adult Swim. Brock Samson Kicks Ass!

Books:

I am addicted to Anne Rice. I've read almost everything she has written. Only a matter of time before I own all of her works. Vampires and Murder mysteries are my favorite, but I'll read almost anything I can get my hands on. Right now I am hooked on the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton.

Heroes:

Hannibal Lecter

My Blog

Sign of the beast?

I looked at my page views just a moment ago and it said I had 666 views. Think it might be some kind of sign? I know most folks think I'm evil incarnate, but that's kinda odd.
Posted by Autumn on Fri, 04 May 2007 12:47:00 PST

Random Quiz

..http://quizfarm.com/images/1122558739oldman.gif">> You scored as Dracula. You are the smooth sexy cool Dracula. Patient and lustful. If you were any cooler youd be ice. Great style with a way of sed...
Posted by Autumn on Thu, 03 May 2007 03:57:00 PST

Random Quiz

You are 33% easyhttp://img.quizuniverse.com/butt.jpg"> />You are not very easy.  You like to at least date someone before sleeping with them.  For you, sex is about more than just the pleasu...
Posted by Autumn on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 07:55:00 PST

Been awhile

I know it's been awhile since I've written anything substantial in here. The disease I have (PCOS) has decided to kick my ass for awhile and I'm not feeling all that well. The sucky part is that I hav...
Posted by Autumn on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:22:00 PST

Dirty Joke of the Week

Q: Why do waitresses give bad head?   A: They're only interested in the tip.   Thank you Playboy magazine
Posted by Autumn on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:16:00 PST

Random Quiz

You're an Expert Kisser You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantityYou've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks offAnd you're adaptable, giving each ...
Posted by Autumn on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 10:41:00 PST

Dirty joke of the week

Q: What do you call a gnome with its head up a woman's dress?   A: A goblin     Thank you Playboy magazine.
Posted by Autumn on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:17:00 PST

I miss my friend

  Today is the one year anniversary of my cat Skeeter's death. A year later and I still cry myself to sleep some nights when I think of her cuddling under the covers with me when she got cold. I ...
Posted by Autumn on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 03:26:00 PST

Dirty joke of the week

I thought it would be nice to post a dirty/naughty joke every week. So if bad language and crude humor offend you.....then you are really at the wrong blog. If you have a dirty joke you'd like posted,...
Posted by Autumn on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 05:19:00 PST

Statistics of surviving a horror movie situation

 It's my favorite holiday season. Halloween!!! Costumes, candy, and my favorite horror movies. (I'm a slasher movie fan). The one time of year that no one thinks I'm any weirder than usual. But t...
Posted by Autumn on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 09:26:00 PST