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...Oohhhh Jizzlekai!!

Don't get it twisted, don't get clever. This is the most craziest shit ever!

About Me

This is the story of my life
These are the lies I have created
My name's Jessyka. (Technically Jessica, but everyone has known me as Jessyka since I was 15 or so) I just turned 20, and had the best birthday ever. It was excellent. I am currently jobless, but in the process of finding a good one. I just moved in with my best friend Sasha, and we are livin it up in the Jizzledome. We party every weekend and kick back during the week. It's pure ecstacy. And you are all jealous.
I'm single. And currently living it up. "Fuck notches on my belt. I'm not wearing a belt!" Haha. I'm not a slut, but based on first impression you might think so. Haha.
I enjoy drinking. Being intoxicated is the best feeling in the fucking world, and I love it. I'm able to be the person that I want to be sober. Plus, I enjoy seeing pictures of me running around in my panties. They're highly amusing. And hearing funny ass stories of your stupidity. (Like mopping the floor with the wrong end of the mop.. har)
What else is there? I like to write. Most of it I consider 'shit' and stash away in my joural, for only me to see. The shit that I write that I consider 'decent', I usually post in a blog. Along with lyrics that relate to what I'm feeling or going through, and random rants. That's just how I roll.
I seem to have this image of myself being 'Hardcore'. If you disagree, don't tell me. I like believing the statement, and if you ruin it for me, I'll attempt to kick your ass.
I also enjoy listening to music. Anything that I can shake my ass to or relate to lyric-wise is my favorite. I don't go for a certain genre. I like shit from Rock to Techno to Rap to Love Songs. Variety is fun.
I also enjoy dancing. Especially while drunk, and in heels. That is fun. I love kissing and cuddling. I like singing, although I suck. I enjoy attempting to rap. I once wrote a rap, which was fucking AMAZING, and I lost it before I could perform it. Sad day, I know.
Hmmm. I love watching movies and playing video games. Such as Guitar Hero, which is an unhealthy obsession for me. Especially now that I have one of my own. I like running in the rain. I'm determinded to do other things in the rain as well.. I just haven't had an opportunity.
And... what else is there. I'm pretty awesome. Fucking rad, if I may. Those who aren't friends with me, wish they were . Those who were friends with me, miss it . And those who are friends with me, fucking love it. Life with Jessyka is never dull, and never ordinary. Just the way I like it. Don't take my honesty as being cocky. I'm not. But I am among one of the coolest people you will ever meet. And lots of people would agree...
I can drink you overage
...Which is why we ID at the door
Don't try to fix me
I'm not broken
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My Interests

Family. Friends. Music. Movies. Partying. Kissing. Dressing up. Eating. Drunk dialing. Dancing. Guitar Hero. Driving fast. Makeup. Compliments. Money. Sleeping. Writing. Texting. Nintendo Wii. Sexual Intercourse. Meeting new people. Meeting new hot people. Skinny Dipping in my bathtub. Bowling. Bowling drunk. Being a bitch. Random nights in the Jizzledome.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

No Doubt, Blue October, Stain'd, Breaking Benjamin, Anna Nalick, Hinder, Air Supply, REO Speedwagon, Ashlee Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Kelly Clarkson, Something Coorperate, Sublime, Muse, Evanescence, Nirvana, Finch, 30 seconds to mars, Radiohead, Trapt, Bush, Godsmack, Jimmy Eat World, Lifehouse, Nickelback, Orgy, Pink, Placebo, Institute, Sneaker Pimps, Counting Crows, The Cure, Anberlin, Lucky Boys Confusion, Mindless Self Indulgence, Pacifier, Eve 6, Porcelain and the Tramps, Justin Timberlake

Movies:

Cruel Intentions, Wedding Crashers, The Notebook, Mean Girls, Donnie Darko, Silent Hill, Final Destinations, Pretty Persuasion, Rent, JackAss, American Beauty, Clueless, SinCity, Fight Club, Triston and Isolde, Empire Records, Family Stone, Super Troopers, Anchorman, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Butterfly Effect, Mr and Mrs Smith, Boondock Saints, American History X, Crash, She's the Man, A Clockwork Orange

Television:

C.S.I., Scrubs, The Colbert Report, Family Guy, That 70s Show, Robot Chicken, Six Feet Under, The L Word, LOST, Girls Next Door

Books:

Anything by VC Andrews. Pretty much. Along with anything that has a twisted plot. With things such as seduction, betrayel, romance, murder, etc. Interesting shit like that keeps me on my toes and turning to the next page.

Heroes:

My mom 3333 Without her, I would probably be everything I hate.

My Blog

Sooner or later its over, I just don't want to miss you tonight

I close my eyes And I smile, knowing that everything is alright To the core, so close that door Is this happening? My breath is on your hair, I'm unaware That you opened the blinds and let the city in...
Posted by ...Oohhhh Jizzlekai!! on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 11:16:00 PST

I see nothing in your eyes, and the more I see the less I like

So... Work today was pretty chill. I was the one with majority of the tables, for a change. Still only made 50 bucks, but eh. One of the managers told me that I was doing really good considering it wa...
Posted by ...Oohhhh Jizzlekai!! on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 04:06:00 PST

You know, you make me feel so beautiful

Meet me in outer space. WE could spend the night; watch the earth come up. I've grown tired of that place; won't you come with me? WE could start again. How do you do it? Make me feel like I do. How d...
Posted by ...Oohhhh Jizzlekai!! on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 11:54:00 PST

I am covered in skin, no one gets to come in

I love this songgg.... gah.Man I need to find better shoes to wear to work... I need to find my wannabe nike shocks from WalMart, actually. Those fuckers were pretty comfy... lol.So I think I'm gonna ...
Posted by ...Oohhhh Jizzlekai!! on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 11:03:00 PST

I raise my hand as if to show you I was yours, that I was so yours for the taking

So last night was fucking awesome.I enjoyed it a great deal.It sucked that I didn't get drunk... =(It's been the first weekend I haven't gotten drunk since... the 2nd week of January. Oh well I guess....
Posted by ...Oohhhh Jizzlekai!! on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:45:00 PST

Why do I do, these things I do to myself?

You have a chance to really shine nowWell patience never was one of your true virtuesStop trying to control everything, and fuck what they sayWhat do you have to prove?So why am I waiting?This time th...
Posted by ...Oohhhh Jizzlekai!! on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 02:54:00 PST

I thought it was too good to be true

Gah. I hate my parents' computer. It's so lammmme. I brought Sasha's laptop, but no one in this ghetto neighborhood has wireless internet. Douchebags.Ugh. Amber's probably not going to be in town unti...
Posted by ...Oohhhh Jizzlekai!! on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 04:07:00 PST

Just one time, I'd like to win the game

I'm not a perfect personThere's many things I wish I didn't doBut I continue learningI never meant to do those things to youAnd so, I have to say before I goThat I just want you to knowI've found a re...
Posted by ...Oohhhh Jizzlekai!! on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:29:00 PST

Tag! It's the funnest game around!

Rules of the game: Once you're tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random facts about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them ...
Posted by ...Oohhhh Jizzlekai!! on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:30:00 PST

Truth is a sad story to tell

I need to fix things.I need to change things.I need to accept the things that aren't fixable. And that I can't change.But it's hard. Bleh.I need a job. I need motivation. I need clothes that fit me. I...
Posted by ...Oohhhh Jizzlekai!! on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 03:30:00 PST