That High-Fiving Mother-Fucker [Brent]

Idle Hands Spend Time At The Genitals

About Me

..Hi asshats, I am Brent. You have stumbled on my page either by accident or because you love me due to my superb awesomeness. Whatever the case you are here and now I have to put something in this spot.

Let's see. About me... hmm.....

Well I am overly goofy if you have never met me. I love beer although I drink bitch drinks from time to time. I get mad too easily and over analyze everything. If I didn't have bad luck with women then I wouldn't have any luck at all. Womens don't like Brent for some reason. But oh well, just means I don't have to spend as much money. I am pretty calm and chill although I do freak out from time to time. I watch cartoons. I have two awesome dogs. I don't make nearly enough money. I am a master grilled cheese and sammich maker. Yes... sammich. Oh... and you are an idiot for reading all this useless information.

GOOD DAY SIR!

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My Interests

Poker, Women, Gaming, Art, Travel, Beer, Arguements, Fighting, Violence, Disc Golf, Gumby

I'd like to meet:

Bill Murray * Lily Thai * Abe Lincoln * Future Brent

Music:

Rage Against the Machine, Norther, Tool, Sublime, ETC

Movies:

Office Space, Snatch, The Last Samurai, Intacto, Pulp Fiction, Shaun of the Dead, Clash of the Titans, Etc Etc

Television:

The Office, Family Guy, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, History & Discovery Channel

Books:

Ew Books

Heroes:

My Mother

My Blog

Lets Do This All Over. Once again.

The problem is I try too much. I need to just let everything go and start fresh. No use in chasing something when I know I’ll never have it. That goes for women, work, and everything. So, I am ...
Posted by That High-Fiving Mother-Fucker [Brent] on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 02:07:00 PST

It’s Just A Ride

"The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It ha...
Posted by That High-Fiving Mother-Fucker [Brent] on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 11:37:00 PST

Philosophical Teachings

TEACHINGS OF DIOGENES (c. 412- c. 323 B.C ) Diogenes was a very playful philosopher who liked to use great wit when challenging the values and beliefs of his fellow citizens in ancient Athens.&nb...
Posted by That High-Fiving Mother-Fucker [Brent] on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:22:00 PST

Quote That Caught My Eye

"We already have the means to travel among the stars, but these technologies are locked up in black projects and it would take an act of God to ever get them out to benefit humanity... anything you ca...
Posted by That High-Fiving Mother-Fucker [Brent] on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 03:39:00 PST