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Dan Rossiter

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

that Dad.

Music:

Most of the bands on Warp records aren't really my thing. Also, I don't really like Rob Crow anymore. That one Pinback album is good though.

Movies:

I usually just walk around the video store until something looks good. Or someone tells me what to watch. Whether or not I like that person usually determines if I watch it or not.

Television:

The first fifteen minutes of Letterman before the guests come on.

My Blog

is that a wiener on the side of my head?

nope. then what the heck!??!you ever have one of those days where you feel like everyone is looking at you a little more than usual? welp, that's my day today. the chick at the bank, a lady in a meeti...
Posted by Dan Rossiter on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 01:27:00 PST

why saturdays are amazing.

i went through some dead lady's stuff today. she wasn't there or anything, don't worry. in a box with rosary beads and some old dove soap i found a metal tube of "feminine" jelly. it had the plainest ...
Posted by Dan Rossiter on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 06:43:00 PST

dear spectrum property management (part 4 of 4)

Monday December 15, 2003Dear Kevin Smith,I am writing to make you aware of the potential penalties for a landlord's retaliatory action against a tenant, such as your proposed unlawful rent increase ef...
Posted by Dan Rossiter on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 11:14:00 PST

dear spectrum property management (my favorite of 4)

Tuesday, October 21, 2003Dear Kevin Smith,I received your letter dated 10/17/03 yesterday evening (10/20/03). Your accusations concerned me. I walked over and showed your letter to Silvana. As I exp...
Posted by Dan Rossiter on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 06:10:00 PST

Dear Spectrum Property Management (2 of 4)

Friday, October 17, 2003Dear Kevin Smith,I am writing in response to the telephone conversation you and I had Tuesday, October 14, 2003. Based on that conversation, it is my understanding that you wi...
Posted by Dan Rossiter on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 06:01:00 PST

Dear Spectrum Property Management (1 of4)

Monday, October 13, 2003To Whom It May Concern,Hi. My name is Daniel Rossiter. I live in apartment ..12 at North Cambridge "Luxury" Apartments in Orange. The following is a list of maintenance re...
Posted by Dan Rossiter on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 07:40:00 PST

this actually just happened

i'm watching the warriors right now and i just spilled whiskey in my chest hair.-dan
Posted by Dan Rossiter on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 10:29:00 PST

Dear 3:14am

i'm up right now because i lost the hell out of my keys which meant my friends driving me all over LA to find them. turns out a friend took them. lame. then i got a chocolate milk and made it home in ...
Posted by Dan Rossiter on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 03:16:00 PST

Dear La Cave this Saturday,

Seriously. Thanks everybody. d.
Posted by Dan Rossiter on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 09:27:00 PST

dear heather and alexis,

sorry about the relentless beating that dave and i administered to you and everyone else playing cranium last night. good thing there wasn't a category called 'wimpy bedwetters', otherwise you'd h...
Posted by Dan Rossiter on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 01:33:00 PST