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Juan

If you want to get laid, go to school, but if you want an education, go to the library. - Frank Zapp

About Me

I'm a C/E Personality type and a type 4 enneagram with strong type 7 & 9 tendencies, which in total, pegs me pretty fucking well. I can't imagine that you would need to know anything else about me except that I'm a writer.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Insatiably curious and restless but relatively content people. The young at heart. Sincere animal lovers. Fellow artists. Absurdists. Troublemakers. Lollygaggers. Informed anarchists. People with interesting guilt complexes. People who recycle their shopping or plastic bags. Quirkyalones. Non-haters (as in people who are not "haters"). Cute Brazilian girls who are fluent in Spanish. Vegetarians. Vegetarians who like to ride bicycles. Simpsons, Portishead, Philip Seymour Hoffman and Nick Drake aficionados. Fellow cynical humanists, pessimistic optimists, and active pessimists. Charleston enthusiasts! People who think humbleness is sexy but don't confuse it with a lack of self-confidence. Individuals who think public transportation is inherently sexy. People who at some level really believe and understand what John Lennon was getting at when he sang in "Strawberry Fields" that "nothing is real." Those who feel music is like oxygen.

Music:

Radiohead, 80's pop and dance, Fela Kuti, classic Motown, Grupo Alturas, Lhasa, Lucha Reyes, Fuga, The Beatles, Howlin' Wolf, Dengue Fever, The Doors, Rolling Stones, AC/DC, The Phenomenauts, The Arcade Fire, Cat Power, Tin Hat, Dick Dale and his Deltones, Curtis Mayfield, Nada Surf, Nirvana, Mulatu Astataque, Talking Heads, The B-52s, Robert Johnson, The Cramps, Bob Marley and the Wailers, The Ramones, Tool, Portishead, Neil Diamond, Artur Rubinstein's interpretations of Chopin, Antonin Dvorak, Brahms' Hungarian dances, The Ventures, Chow Nasty, James Brown, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Stan Getz, Billie Holiday, Carmen McRae, Bill Evans, New Order, The Sex Pistols, The Clash, Air, Antonio Carlos Jobim, Jorge Bem, Pateando Tu Kara (a Peruvian punk band), Los Kipus, Susana Baca, The Vanishing, Nick Drake, Cholo Berrocal, Bob Dylan, Thievery Corporation, Rage Against The Machine, Franz Ferdinand, The Deftones, Sergio Mendes and Brazil '66, Muddy Waters, Art Tatum, Sonny Rollins, Jose Jose (yes!)

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, Night and Fog, Hearts and Minds, The Corporation, Fight Club, March of the Penguins, When the Levees Broke, Harold and Maude, Waking Life, Pan's Labyrinth, The Bridge, C.S.A. (Confederate States of America), Good Night, and Good Luck, Before Sunset & Before Sunrise, Annie Hall, La Jetee, Lost in Translation, Double Indemnity, Betrayed, Requiem For A Dream, I Am A Sex Addict, Phantom Limb (and other movies by Jay Rosenblatt, while I'm at), Capote, Full Metal Jacket, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Dr. Stranglelove (see a pattern here!?), anything by Frederick Wiseman and almost anything by Satyajit Ray, Chinatown, City of God, The Maltese Falcon, The Bicycle Thief, Sunset Boulevard, Mulholland Drive, Amelie, Ghost World, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Happiness, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Sideways, Sin City, The Motorcycle Diaries, Talk to Her, The Dreamers, Amadeus, Dawn of the Dead (the remake), Stranger Than Paradise, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Donnie Darko, A History of Violence, Boyz In the Hood, Spellbound (the documentary)...I could go on and on!

Books:

I'm reading "The Transformation" by Juliana Spahr, "Selected Poems" by Pablo Neruda, translated by Ben Belitt and "Party of One: The Loner's Manifesto" by Anneli Rufus

Heroes:

Bill Hicks. Frida Kahlo. Tahir Shah. Charles Bukowski. John Coltrane. Fela Kuti. Joseph Campbell. Emma Goldman. Ralph Nader. Mis papas.

My Blog

drunk Spanish poesia (or Bachelor Party Poem)

en las mananas me despiertoy me doy un chicotasoes el mejor parte del todo dia
Posted by Juan on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 08:57:00 PST

aah, if only life were more like this, more often

I lay in bed until about 10:30 in the morning when I finally decided to get up. I had spent the previous half hour or so, lying in bed, staring up at the roof or around my room or out the window, bea...
Posted by Juan on Sun, 13 May 2007 05:56:00 PST

oh beard, how I love thee

I have a beard and I love it. I've never grown one before. Everyday, I wake up, stretch my arms, far and wide, and yawn with a grin from my heart which surfaces on my lips and across my cheeks. I part...
Posted by Juan on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 01:32:00 PST

a conversation with a gas station attendant in San Francisco

So this past Monday, I was visiting my sweetpea before she took off for Chile for two weeks.  I was feeling a bit tired at the time, so I left her abode to get some moderately caffeinated beverag...
Posted by Juan on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 01:28:00 PST

Urban Bicycling 101: Tip . 5

Tip # 5: for beginning to intermediate urban bicyclists: Do not headbang violently while riding your bicycle 15 mph iPods can be dangerous things.  iPods can be dangerous because music has the po...
Posted by Juan on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 12:22:00 PST

a transaction with a BART station attendant

This took place at the Pleasant Hill BART station this past Saturday afternoon.  I was exiting the station with my bicycle, and I was trying to get a bus transfer (with the transfer, the bus ride...
Posted by Juan on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 10:33:00 PST

a letter to my neighbor downstairs

Some of you know my wacky, auditory-sensitive neighbor who lives below me (I'll give her some credit, though; she's never yelled at me while I've fucked some vocal young ladies on my squeaky bed).&nbs...
Posted by Juan on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 01:15:00 PST

to the person who's taking my newspaper

Some backstory is needed for this:  I have had a subscription to the Chronicle for over two years.  Since I've moved to the city, someone has been stealing my newspaper periodically.  R...
Posted by Juan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST