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Hello there Hu-Mans, we are the Monster Melons Tit and Tat. Beware our magnificent Kung-Fu grip and sloppy mouth love. We work for the boss lady herself, Ms.Monster. Which makes us HER Monster Melons. We enjoy long walks on the beach, deep conversations and the liberal exchange of bodily fluids. We LOVE making and new "friends", that's just how we roll. Now we know you're all tripping over yourselves to be one of our "friends" but let's be honest here, some of you just don't make the grade... sorry but it's truth time here. So cross your fingers if wish us to be your buddy, cuz we believe in tough love and honesty.