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As some of you may know already, my book was optioned for a movie by a production company called Drink Me Pictures.

Check out what they are planning on doing with it by clicking here! Find out more about the novel by clicking here!

Basically, the only other thing that matters is these green pigs glow in the dark.
Oh, and some kid shot a HALF-TON WILD BOAR!
At this point in history, I have decided to celebrate Atheism on my MySpace page. Many think a world without a supreme being who gives a flying fuck about us would be too hard to face, but I assure everyone that it is the easiest life imaginable because trying to convince yourself of something false or at least astronomically unlikely is an exhausting and desolate business. Likewise, the prospect of death is not so hard to face when you realize that you never had a chance at Heaven in the first place.
However, there is a lot of misinformation out there about atheists that originates with the misinformation specialists. For instance, Einstein was an the atheist, but some people continue to assert that he was religious. In answer, here are two quotes from him.
"I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religion then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it."
"I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own -- a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotism."
And there are those who say we are un-American, but...
"The Bible is not my book nor Christianity my profession." -Abraham Lincoln
But then George Bush says:
"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
I guess we still have a way to go, but I will try to celebrate without letting all these detractors spoil the parade. Good for you Karl Sagan, Thomas Edison, Sir Francis Crick, Abraham Lincoln, and all the great atheists without whom we would be literally living in the dark.
I avoid MSM news, so I generally get my news from the Crooks & Liars,
and

Huffington Post , which usually shares my values and frustrations. I recommend it.
Another thing I heartily recommend is videos by my friend Perry Logan, who has his own cable show on PACT, Austin's public access cable network. He is one of my favorite Austinites, a real sui generis, a Hawkhead (A person who likes Hawkwind, like me. Not so easy to find.) and the Republican's worst nightmare. Check him out. Here's one of his videos!
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And now for a little news. .. ..
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My biggest interest, other than politics, is cob building, which I don’t get to do much yet.Click here to see Cob Projects , the website I put together about this ancient earthen building method for modern visionaries who care about the environment.
I am a professor of English, with an MFA in creative writing/fiction.
I used to play electric guitar, and we opened for Nine Inch Nails, Bad Brains, and Jean Loves Jezebel! :D No, really. :|
I am a straight man who hates sports. Well, maybe not hate. I just hold them in total contempt. The Roman poet Juvenal wrote that, "The people anxiously want only two things-- bread and circuses." The context was a discussion about the decadence of Rome after the Republic had been lost to Republicans ... sorry, to the monarchy and a string of emperors. Seems to ring true today. American "sports" have gone decades since we have seen anything resembling what used to be called sportsmanship. There's a true measure of the American public: They pay money to watch drugged up criminals like Lance Armstrong cheat their way to "victory," and then let their kids worship said drugged-up criminals as role models. Newsflash: If you take steroids, it's cheating. Please don't sit on your ass watching criminals cheat all weekend. It only encourages them. And steroids give you nut cancer, Lance Armstrong. "He defeated the nut cancer he gave himself! He's a hero!" *slap* No! He's not! Stop raising your kids wrong, you dingbat! Do you want them to give themselves nut cancer, too?
Woah. That was a little negative. I need to lay off the coffee.
Here are some of my favorite free resources.
Can’t afford MS Word? Maybe your students can’t afford MS Word. Or do you just hate Bill Gates? Try OpenOffice.org , a free, open source suite of programs that are compatible with all the major MS Office products.
Here, try TVU Player . If you have a fast connection, this baby lets you watch your favorite cable stations on the Internet for free. No kidding!
Sick of Norton’s crap or just can’t afford a good Antivirus program? Avast! Home Edition is great, and it’s free.
Get Spybot Search & Destroy to stop all that nasty spyware and malware. Oh, and it’s free, too.
Thanks very much to my friends. Knowing me can be difficult apparently, and I appreciate you taking the time to do it!
The video below comes as close as anything to expressing my philosophical view of life.
Weirdo Kid Starts Huge Dance Party
http://www.break.com/index/weirdo-kid-starts-huge-...

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I am in love with Julie Skye!

My Blog

Katrina Wasn't Such a Bad Lady

A lot of friends have been writing about the Katrina anniversary, so this might be the right forum for my confession.The first thing that came to my mind when I heard Katrina had flooded New Orleans w...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Aug 2009 16:03:00 GMT

Patriotic Alternative to Socialist ObamaCare

You know whats far superior to providing national health care for the ever-increasing numbers of Americans who cant afford their own coverage?  Oxycontin.  Those patients who cant pay for expensive...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:22:00 GMT

The Wilds of Arkansas

Mark Spitzer and Robin Becker's sun-dappled backyard has a little bayou, a glorified ditch, really, that leads to the lake.  We had somehow been making it passable by canoe every day to fish at d...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:25:00 GMT

Yay! Olympics!

I hate to rain on everyone's parade.  No, actually, I love to rain on this parade.  I don't have anything against sports, intrinsically, but now that we have much more important things to worry about,...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 14:34:00 GMT

Congratulations Barack, and Keep Your Head Down FFS!

Dear Senator Obama, Congratulations on clinching the nomination! Now, keep your head down for fuck's sake. Now, I am going to make a suggestion that you might not like, at least not on the first ta...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 18:56:00 GMT

Toasty Profile

Maybe you are wondering why I just put a really old picture of myself as my default picture and made my profile reflect more light on my novel.  Well, that picture was the picture from the jacket...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 16:53:00 GMT

The Importance of Capitalizatio

As an English teacher, I'm constantly looking for little mnemonics.  This one explains why capitalization is important.Capitalization is the difference between "I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 21:58:00 GMT

The Night We Opened for NIN

My friend Merlin informs me that I can't just mention that my band opened for Nine Inch Nails because nobody will believe me.  He says I need some kind of verifiability.  Of course, he was d...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 22:40:00 GMT

Bankruptcy

I have been having some severe problems keeping up with my obligations and debts lately, so I went to a credit counselor today and told him I wanted to declare moral bankruptcy.  But it turns out...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 22:15:00 GMT

From Atheism to Christianity and Back Again

This subject is as difficult a subject for an atheist as any, but I am here going to recount the story of my conversion to Christianity.  The conversion did not take, but that is beside the point...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 01:33:00 GMT