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Myspace ruins lives!!!

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About Me

Well i like long walks on the beach, but watch out for those used syringes kiddies, lest not contract diseases! i also enjoy eating ice-cream, but cry every time i do because i'm really a fat person in a normal persons body! oh the sweet, sweet salty tears run down my cheeks like i once ran after my father who left me as a child, devoid of any normality (no i lie! i actually had a good childhood. no sad tales of child molestation here, and lovin' y'all for that fact mummy and daddy dearest)I'm just your regular joe (real name roberto, or tyson. whichever takes your fancy)who studies a Bachelor of Media with a double degree in International Studies at Adelaide Uni. I'm pretty involved with the Student Union and secretly like to pretend i'm not an alcoholic by trait :P You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM 's MySpace Profile Editor !
Your Life is 72% Green
You live a very green life, and you're aware of how your actions help the earth.
Of course, it's hard to be totally green. But when you make a tradeoff, you know why you're making it. How Green Is Your Life?

My Interests

I do like to bake once and again every sunny afternoon in june, whilst eating prunes and blowing up baloons to the tunes of songs about goon!

I'd like to meet:

My identical twin...i know you're out there somewhere.CAPTAIN PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!. HE IS OUR DAMN HERO!!!
You Are Heineken
You appreciate a good beer, but you're not a snob about it.
You like your beer mild and easy to drink, so you can concentrate on being drunk.
Overall, you're a friendly drunk who's likely to buy a whole round for your friends... many times.
Sometimes you can be a bit boring when you drink. You may be prone to go on about topics no one cares about. What's Your Beer Personality?
You Belong in Amsterdam
A little old fashioned, a little modern - you're the best of both worlds. And so is Amsterdam.
Whether you want to be a squatter graffiti artist or a great novelist, Amsterdam has all that you want in Europe (in one small city). What European City Do You Belong In?
Your Personality Is Like Cocaine
You're dynamic, brilliant, and alluring to those who don't know you.
Hyper and full of energy, you're usually the last one to leave a party.
Sometimes your sharp mind gets the better of you... you're a bit paranoid! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
You Are Batman
Billionaire playboy by day. Saving the world by night.
And you're not even a true superhero. Just someone with a lot of expensive toys! What Superhero Are You?
Your Inner European is Dutch!
Open minded and tolerant.
You're up for just about anything. Who's Your Inner European?
You Are 47% Feminine, 53% Masculine
You are in touch with both your feminine and masculine sides.
You're sensitive at the right times, but you don't let your emotions overwhelm you.
You're not a eunuch, just the best of both genders. Are You Masculine or Feminine?
You Are 20% Left Brained, 80% Right Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.

The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports. Are You Right or Left Brained?
Your Personality is Very Rare (ENTP)
Your personality type is optimistic, curious, enthusiastic, and open.

Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 3% of all women and 5% of all men.
You are Extroverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?
Your Heart Is Orange
Love equals unbridled happiness for you. You enjoy the wild ride of falling in love.
And while the ride is fun for a while, you always get off once the thrill is gone.

Your flirting style: Hyper

Your lucky first date: Anything you need your passport for!

Your dream lover: Is both daring and well grounded

What you bring to relationships: Energy What Color Heart Do You Have?

Music:

FOO FIGHTERS. i knew what it felt like to come five times in one second when i met them backstage at their Sydney gig!!! apart from them. . . Sarah Blasko, Regina Spektor, Muse, John Mayer, Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, the Grates, and a plethera of others that are too good to neglect...but i'm gonna do it...neglect them that is!

Movies:

ring it on (cries for the shame of that one), ja zusje nee zusje, de tweeling, Devil wears prada, THE LIFE AQUATIC, the royal tenenbaums...What are you doing today napoleon...Give me the old school movies any day. Gone with the wind, Mary Poppins, Birds...being a media student has kind of make me cynical n'owdays however...hello panda!

Television:

I find it difficult to squeeze T.V. in between work, uni and killing my liver with my friends at the exeter, unibar or supermild

Books:

Call me fake, but Harry Potter floats my boat

Heroes:

life is here for me to make it, not follow in the path of others

My Blog

Sweet nothingness envelope me! let me lay in your arms for the remainder of eternity

so I'm starting this, the most morbid of my blog posts to date with an apology! to all you who read this. I apologise... you will at times through this think that i'm whack and suicidal... i'm crossin...
Posted by Myspace ruins lives!!! on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:16:00 PST

Its equally as difficult to pull off breakfast at tiffanys

From Paris to New York where we now find out heroic Mr. Shine displaying gross similarities to the talented Miss Audrey Hepburn. Swinging parties, nameless kittens and expensive diamonds . It's  ...
Posted by Myspace ruins lives!!! on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 07:40:00 PST

it pains me so, those drunk bastards of mine

Jesus... is our lord the saviour...and alcohol is our god... buty why dearest friends must we get so drunk that we have to go home before 1am because we are so blotto..... my new job entails i work th...
Posted by Myspace ruins lives!!! on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 10:41:00 PST

It's difficult being Paris!!!

My day so far...2:11 PM - Pressed the snooze button on my alarm for the fifteenth time over the last three hours.2:16 PM  - Showered for far too long to be considered enviro-conscious in this dro...
Posted by Myspace ruins lives!!! on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 07:45:00 PST

there's that damn elephant in the middle of the room again that no one is willing to see

Why is it that in the early hours of the morning my mind always seems to slip into a state of realisation about my life. Is it really realisation or just sleep depravation that fools me into thinking ...
Posted by Myspace ruins lives!!! on Tue, 29 May 2007 01:13:00 PST

the point of it all

it's a Tuesday night. 2:30 am and i'm waiting for the RAA man to come let me into my car because i locked the keys in it after getting home from student radio less than an hour ago. My friends are wai...
Posted by Myspace ruins lives!!! on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:41:00 PST

i don't want to be that person

Whilst out on the town one night a while back, i ventured to that ohh soo craptastic of places, the mars bar. Now generally i go there and have a good drunken time with my mates, this one night howeve...
Posted by Myspace ruins lives!!! on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 01:47:00 PST

Crack it.

It's amazing when one can assume an emotion and derive at a point contradictory to what that emotion dictates. Why is it that fear enveloped me last night whilst walking past a group of three 'hooliga...
Posted by Myspace ruins lives!!! on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 05:11:00 PST

Read it, dear god, read it!

Tysons recipe for world peace:Add one cup of harmful razors and George w bush. Blend on high for 12.8 seconds. Serve to all.ooop what was that, I live in an allied countryok new recipeAdd one cup of l...
Posted by Myspace ruins lives!!! on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 08:41:00 PST