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OldManMonza

About Me

There are those who think that life here began out there…. Whoops. If you know what that was a reference to then count yourself among the great family of nerds. I am a member of that said family from the branch of “Nerdus Rednekus.” This means that I can pass myself off at a NASCAR race yet feel right at home at any large Star Trek, Babylon 5 or Monty Python get together. However due to my sub genus “Rednekus” I know what a harmonic balancer is and how much of a bitch it is to get off. I also know what a cooter is and how to get it not to bite. If you think that “Cooter” is a reference to something else, well the advice is the same. Leave it alone. I also am a Husband and Father to a wonderful family. Outside of that look around and see what other info you can pickup

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Just about anybody

My Blog

Empire of the Rat

Ok just thought I would post this as it is just too surreal. I am paying 10 bucks a day for internet access;. I am down here in Florida at Disney World and I feel like I am going to die. I have eaten ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 20:43:00 GMT

Black Beauty is dead... Hi Ho Silver and away!

Bloody hell what a freaking week. Last Weds' I got rear ended by some twit kid driving his daddys SUV. Top it all off he was on his cell phone as well. We pull to the side so that I we can check the d...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 18:44:00 GMT

Me and My Zune

Me and my Zune.  Ok I thought I would post this after I had a while to fiddle with it. So how is it? It's a little larger than an iPod but the screen is a beauty to behold. Yes it only holds 30 g...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 19:22:00 GMT

Where did the name come from?

A question that I am asked often is "Where the hell did OldManMonza come from?" To know the answer to this a bit of history is in order. In 1979 the "Grey Old Man" aka Dad bought a factory fresh Monza...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 18:47:00 GMT

Hmm.. Wives

Hey look. I have a new post and it's not 2007 yet. Go figure.  Yeah yeah it's been awhile. Who cares?  Nothing much has changed since last time I posted. Well almost nothing. I won't be spec...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 19:50:00 GMT

Nannies

Nannies Nannies everywhere and none of them will leave us alone. Forget Big Brother, at least he will invite you to a kegger every now and then.  No the real enemy is Big Mother. Big Mother takes...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 17:42:00 GMT

First

Here is my first blog entry. Whoopie, as you can tell I am just full of energy. I thought I would take my first blog to reflect on how to upset as many people as I can today. What I am really concerne...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 17:27:00 GMT