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George Bush does not care about black people!

About Me

Im just another typical run-of-the-mill pale complection, who happens to be an unstopable sex machine with a tongue that I could play the harp with. I enjoy long walks on the beach and fine dining. I can't be torn away from a good cry. My favorite noise is the dinner bell. Poverty makes me sad. In the past I have lost my innocence and several friends to my mad cocaine habbit. I pretend to smoke to look cool, but the truth is I can't stand smoke or posers. I cook with vanilla to release aromas in the air that make panties drop. I only wear silk shirts. My penis curves a little. My favorite creator is God. I want to be goth but I look horrible in black. Those who know me know I made some of this stuff up. But, for those that don't know me you can find out more about me at www.IwishIhadAdickTHATbig.com.span.blacktext12 { visibility:visible !important;

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Leonardo DiCaprio, Ashlee Simpson, Rowan Atkinson, New York Mets, Jeremy Pivin, Blue Man Group, Fantasia, Shiva, Jeff Probst, Kelly Clarkson's Stylist, Steve Spurrier, Seabiscuit, Vanilla Ice, Carmen Electra's Clitoris, Carson Daily, Dee Snider, Andre 3000, 69 Boys, Monel Jordan, Michelin Man, Video Ho's, Michael Douglas, Baby Suri, Jaws, Betty White, Jessica Rabbit, Bill Pullman, Paul Allen, Frida, Daffy Duck, An American Indian, Julia Stiles, Brad Pitt's Personal Trainer, Biz Markee, Flava Flav, New York, Miss Venezuela, Tom, Rodney Carrington, Eric Cartman, A Barely Legal Model, George Foreman, Ron Howard, Jason Vorhees.

My Blog

ELECTION YEAR!

Well, It's Here! Election Year! We have waited out Bush and his Mongols like they were a category-five hurricane. Now, it's time to see which relief team will clean up the mess, the Hooli-cans or t...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:34:00 GMT