I am Scooter Katt. I have been held here against my will for the past 2211 days...I am keeping track.....they will let their guard down some day....
They are using me for their own mercenary purposes...as the villanous dog-hater at this hideous dog-lover web-site
I should have been a feral cat...except for that having to drink unfiltered water thing.....I have managed to escape a couple of times, but they always catch me. We are surrounded by some green plant that I am afraid is lethal...it is sometimes wet. My captors refer to it as though it were an entity....the lawn, they call it....
There is a four footed non-cat here. It makes a hideously loud yapping noise. They call it dog....I call it satan...
Keep Cool...Scooter
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