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About Me

the world is very sexy. it's part of my collapse.
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hi. i'm chris. wtf just happened? i am the loveable fuckwit optimist who makes really bad life decisions but never shows regret for his actions. i often refer to myself in the third person. my theme song is "chelsea smile." my favorite color is red. blood red. i have five dogs. i no longer capitalize my sentences (especially if they start with "i"). i recently moved from san antonio to an undisclosed location in the middle of the mojave desert. i work full time. i am five foot nine. i recently traded in my wheels for another set of wheels. i am the definition of the word "futile." i like to play music with my good friends ben and sylvano. i do not smoke marijuana. i think irony is over rated.
also, listen to our fucking music. it is fucking relevant. relevant to something....just listen to it because it's pretty fun.

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I'd like to meet:


nobody in particular.

optimism is like god. even though you have absolutely no proof that either exists, it's still...it's......fuck this.
there must be something wrong with me. my mind is just a sickly little alibi...
it's a glass house tonight! everybody's throwing stones!

alright! i fucking get it! sooo sensitive...i'll let this shit fill my skull until it becomes a brain aneurysm and explodes, thus killing me.

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it haunts me...

I'll privatize my life once you get one of your own...



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My Blog

hmmmmmm...

of all the songs that could have been playing the moment i die, why did it have to be atreyu's 'lipgloss and black'? one split decision turn missed because my uselessly high mind was trying to sort th...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jun 2009 12:57:00 GMT

confusion to the max...

too much to always think about...i mean, there IS too much to always think about. it seems that i never have any time for my brain to recover from the constant bombardment of thoughts it receives. it'...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 21:03:00 GMT

the weirdness is overwhelming...

...as in too much to handle. ben and i have stumbled across a...i guess psychology, of sorts, recently. a well developed psychology of fear and rejection and how everything painful is somehow interwov...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Feb 2009 10:18:00 GMT

damn...

...am i even going to remember why i'm pissed off, tomorrow?
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jan 2009 04:32:00 GMT

promethazine and cocoa puffs

i am fucking sick...in multiple ways. but the meds help...they always prescribe me hardcore drugs to fix simple things...it's like giving me a rocket launcher to swat a fly. whatever it is that makes ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 15:29:00 GMT

i am confused about my current situation...

...but because of how boring everything has been, it doesn't really bother me...bet you didn't fucking expect that...   p.s. I AM FUCKING RICH AS FUCK RIGHT NOW. ZOMG, SRSLY. I AM RAKING IN THE M...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 22:48:00 GMT

writing

I left the house the day when mother the glutton ravished the last bean sprouts and apples left in the garden.  With no food left to eat and no responsible adult left to care I sought a cure for ...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 01:54:00 GMT

mahnnn...

i can hear my eyes blink. i am not fucking kidding.the irony of not being ironic in a stream of mass irony is in itself ironic. i'm sorry...i've been experiencing this whole anti irony kick as of lat...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:30:00 GMT

i already knew.

14.161. what do these numbers -click- mean i toss and turn everywhere?why, -click- i'd f___ your face in the door. only on a bad day. sleep. m_th. i know what's going on. i don't like a single go...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 04:09:00 GMT

e h b c

no. remember this day. remember the sounds that surround it. this will not be it. this will be...stand quietly. wait patiently. listen. it will happen. discard. this card. shark. heh. be yourepidemic....
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:26:00 GMT