METALTOWN PRODUCTIONS

WE ARE SLUTTIER AND FUNNIER.We really, really like cookies. And pie. And shows. That's about it, but Britt said to write a bio so I'll just lay it down here. We met through mutual friends, but it was not until we were brought together to battle some big ass, chest eating, bastards of dire rats as a human/elf/half-elf and a halfling did we know what love would be born together. We started spending more and more time together, especially as the co-mayors of Metaltown, Mayors Caitlin Cookies and Britt Butter. We used to have kickass forum, you know. Then, Caitlin organized a party for her dearest babycake Rachael, where a friend's band played. And she realized she needed money for Warped Tour. So, they decided to throw an acoustic show that didn't actually happen until 3 months later. Shut up. But in the mean time, we made friends with people at the Landing Teen Centre, Caitlin + friends founded the REFUGEES FINE ARTS COMMITTEE with the help from the city of Coquitlam, one Beardly graduated and was killed by Columbian drug lords, got in contact with the Brat Attack, went to a bunch of shows, the stadium started tearing out grass, rooms at community centres cost too much, and somehow we're here. Skinny is we organize shows. DO YOU LIKE PICKLES? YES, I LIKE PICKLES. Yeah, just an additional note about us. Just because our name is Metaltown, we're not exclusively metal. We're metalheads. We're rude girls. We're the psycho-est billies you'll meet. We're into oodles of hardcore. We listen to Dimmu Borgir and Justin Timberlake and Pink Floyd and The Specials and Modest Mouse and Cancer Bats and Final Fantasy. We listen to everything and we want to do shows that showcase everything and everyone. So. Group hug? COMING SOON!We thought about it, and we realized that being dirty capitalists is a lot cooler than being dirt poor. Like, seriously, we DO NOT make any money off shows (except for the ones at Cornerstone). So to raise money to pay for pizza, gas money, venues that'll let us have bands over 18, lights, mics, XLRs, bribes, etc., we'll soon be selling Metaltown pins and other merch, as well as concession. Don't be surprised if you see a kissing booth at the next show. SO BRING YOUR GOD DAMN WALLETS AND SHOW SOME METALTOWN PRIDE!