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About Me

CONvicts is an online comic by Zach Clairville, and Sam Batzdorff, concerning two dicks named Andrew Fairman and David Endsworthy, who are at first elated to recieve two free passes to Ultra-Con, "the biggest, baddest Con on the circuit," but are later somewhat less elated to discover that upon entering, they will never be permitted to leave. MyGen Profile Generatorwww.CONvictscomics.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Fans, Well-wishers, Groupies, and honestly, ANYBODY with ANYTHING to say about the strip, good or bad.
Hey guys, if you want to support CONvicts, then give the Ultra-Con dealer's room a looksie.

Enter the Dealer's Room.
We have made almost no money whatsoever from this comic so far, and it has been eating up a lot of our own money and resources. If you see an item you like, it would put a giant smile on our faces if you decided to make it yours. There. I'm done whore-ing now.

My Blog

Real life Lego Death Star

We must have passed by it at least three times before it hit us.  A Real life Lego Death Star.  Sure, it wasn't life-size, it wasn't made of real Legos, and it "probably" didn't share that s...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 16:48:00 GMT

Comic-con

It's fast approaching boys and girls.  That horrifying/beautiful/horrifyingly beautiful coming together of all of us folks who liked things that the other kids just didn't like.  I wasn't su...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 13:46:00 GMT

Check this out before Wikipedia deletes it.

So I don't know who did this, and no.  It wasn't me.  But right now our strip is mentioned on the Wikipedia description of Comic-con. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comic_con Scroll down ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 01:40:00 GMT

Look at me! I got some Fan Art!

This is Our first Fan art ever.  So it's mondo special, but if anybody else sends me some I'll put it in a blog as well.  But still . . . You guys were beaten by Derek, of  The Seven Sh...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 17:28:00 GMT

Cutting corners

Hey guys, I thought I should take some time to explain why the comic is so. . . simple this week. I just got home from an amazing trip to Springfield Ohio to visit some friends, and I did absolutely N...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:24:00 GMT

100 freaking comics.

That's right boys and girls.  100 comics.  I figured I needed to write that down SOMEWHERE, so here it is. . . Triple digits! . . . You may use this blog as a place to shower us with praise....
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 17:38:00 GMT

Wiki-who-dea?

Yeah, so apparently according to Wikipedia we are no longer worth mentioning on their site.  Too small time, or something of that nature.  I'm going to try REALLY hard to give a shit about t...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 14:27:00 GMT

Girl?

I'm just going to say this because I think it's kinda weird.No one.  Not one person has ever asked me who the girl with the short pigtails is in all those group images.  This is actually wei...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 17:56:00 GMT

On battling insect people, endings, and questions such as "why?"

I know I haven't posted on this thing in quite a while, but you see, I was kidnapped by ant people.  That's right, they exist.  I managed to escape by killing their queen, and coating myself...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 13:09:00 GMT

Diversionary tactics

In the last comic, our fearless heroes discussed what they would be if they were distractions. Upon reflection, I determined that, while I like dynamite in a trash can as much as the next guy, I would...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 16:36:00 GMT