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ben

The Constitution is an institution Change is not our ambition. The solution now is obvious: Ban all

About Me

anything you want to know just ask. this goes to show you how lazy i really am.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ANYONE EXCEPT PEOPLE WITH A COMMON LOVE FOR PUTTING OTHERS DOWN FOR THEIR OWN ENJOYMENT.AND BRNEY SPEARS! SHE HAS HUGE BREASTS. BUT WHAT EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW IS THAT SHE HAS AN EVAN BIGGER HEART................SHE NEEDS THAT HEART IN ORDER TO PUMP BLOOD TO THOSE GIGANTIC BREASTSoh yeah.... and this guy!!!.. ....

My Blog

lewis black calls Rick Santorum: idiot

lewis black is in my opinion the best comic ever!! this is what he had to say about rick santorum!!! enjoy!!!!   "Rick Santorum, who should be electro-shocked for his own good. has said things p...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 21:19:00 GMT

courtney

I just downloaded the smashing pumpkins record "siamese dream" and i was thinking about an old courtney love interview. I know some of my friends like her, but i will tell you this, lis...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 21:18:00 GMT

records i highly recommend

1. colossal youth by young marble giants 2. stereo by paul westerberg 3.tim by the replacements 4.legacy of brutality by the misfits 5.white light, white heat, white trash by ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:46:00 GMT

CONAN O'BRIEN SAT ANALAGIES

 the sound of music is to: climb every mountain. as courtney love is to: barf in every fountain.   mary poppins is to: supercalafragilisticexpialadocious. as paris hilton is to: supervirusca...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jul 2005 20:49:00 GMT