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Name: Richard Morris
Birthday: 1st July 1985
Birthplace: Bridgend
Current Location: Swansea And Llantwit Major
Eye Color: Green, with brown splodge
Hair Color: Browny Blonde
Height: 165cm i think
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Welsh
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Homer Simpson Slippers
Your Weakness: Beer, Beer and Beer!
Your Fears: No More Beer
Your Perfect Pizza: BBQ Chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pass Uni and 7Ball mike at pool!!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Arrrrrr The light, Its To Bright
Your Best Physical Feature: My Rippling Abs, lol.
Your Bedtime: Whenever i feel like it
Your Most Missed Memory: My Mum
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mac Donalds
Single or Group Dates: huh???
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffe
Do you Smoke: NO WAY
Do you Swear: Maybe a little, *@~#
Do you Sing: very Badly
Do you Shower Daily: Hell Yeah
Have you Been in Love: I am in Love, With my Deli
Do you want to go to College: Nope
Do you want to get Married: Yeah
Do you belive in yourself: Yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Dont Be silly
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them
Do you play an Instrument: Nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Ummmmmmm, let me think. YES!!!
In the past month have you Smoked: No Way
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No Way
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I go out all the time with my deli
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, But i want some now!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope, unless u count having a bath?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Nope, Never lol
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: I dont ever want to die!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Batman
What country would you most like to Visit: America
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Longish
Height: my Height
Weight: 10-11st
Best Clothing Style: Naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0, Zero, none
Number of CDs I own: millions
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A Few
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Got This from mike, What a legend!

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Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 03:28:00 GMT

People Really Said These Things In Court

People Really Said These Things In Court Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: This myasthenia gravis - does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 09:48:00 GMT

AUDI

A German guy approaches a prostitute. "I vish to buy sex viz you." "OK," says the girl, "I'll charge £80 an hour." "..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky." "No problem," she rep...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 07:48:00 GMT

Twins

Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat, which sank the same day that John's wife died. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook him for Jo...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 07:25:00 GMT

Computer Hey

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. ''Simpl...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 03:41:00 GMT

Pegleg Joe

A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eyepatch went to apply to be a pirate. Interviewer: How did you get that pegleg? Pirate: Arrr. I got me leg shot off during the first world war. Interviewer: H...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 03:35:00 GMT

Ewwwwwwww

There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late. "Whe...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 03:12:00 GMT

Another Random Joke

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 03:09:00 GMT

Bozo And His ASS

There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. He doesn't know what to do with his money, so he decides to spend a night i...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 03:06:00 GMT