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Mister Kait

It's for a lack of better words that I can hardly speak my soul.

About Me

I'm the shortest sassiest mother fucker you'll meet. I am a walking contradiction. I am everything and nothing. I'm it all and more. Mostly I just lose myself in books, music, writing and pretending to be witty and interesting. Ask me how it's working out.

My Interests

Computers, the written word, singing in the shower, studying the stars, walks at 3 am, film, making music, manual stimulation, food, half-drunk philophisizing, being a huge nerd and not making any excuses for it.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can teach me anything.

Music:

Uh, most everything. Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies, The Dresden Dolls, The Postal Service, Deathcab for Cutie, Lisa Loeb, Queen, David Bowie, Bad Religion, Tiger Army, The Phenomenauts, The Marauders, Reverend Horton Heat, The Stray Cats, Brian Setzer Orchestra, Save Ferris, Sex Pistols, The Ramones, The Clash, Hot Hot Heat, The Velvet Teen, Nekromantix, Rezurex, Slayer, pre-Black Album Metallica, Antrax, Probot, NWA, House of Pain, Johnny Cash, Bloodhound Gang, The Aquabats, Streetlight Manifesto, Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution, KMFDM, The (International) Noise Conspiracy, Artic Monkeys, and plenty more that I'm failing to mention.

Movies:

Female Trouble, Pink Flamingos, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, Reservoir Dogs, Memento, 9 Dead Gay Guys, But I'm a Cheerleader, Evil Dead 1, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Life of Brian, Strange Brew, The Meaning of Life, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, The Godfather, The Omen, Citizen Kane, The Women, The Stranger, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Rebel Without a Cause, Donnie Darko, Mommie Dearest, Videodrome

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, SVU, House, bad reality tv, History Channel, Discovery Channel.

Books:

Let's go with authors instead of books. It's easier that way. Tom Robbins, Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk, J.D. Salinger, Brian Keene, Stephen King, Terry Goodkind, Robert Jordan, Jasper Fforde, Franz Kafka, Jack Kerouac, Allen Ginsberg, William S. Burroughs, Oscar Wilde, Frank Miller and many more.

Heroes:

Link.

My Blog

<3 Cloud Strife

Just deleted a few blog posts.  Why?  Because I can, and because I'm really not as emo and retarded as they make me seem.  I got my hands on a copy of Final Fantasy Advent Children.&n...
Posted by Mister Kait on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 09:19:00 PST

Sheetz: The Perfect Singles Mixer

Dear Sheetz Security Girl, "Hi.""How are you?""Nice night, isn't it?" Those are the things I might say if I had the balls to talk to you.  I find you attractive.  Sorry.  I just can't h...
Posted by Mister Kait on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wanted

someone to spend time with.  not at lot, so long as the times are good.  cuddling is a must. 
Posted by Mister Kait on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The New Rule Is...

The new rule is you can only drive my car if you make out with me.  I reserve the right to refuse to make out with anyone who is willing. There.  Now none shall drive my car.  A sad ...
Posted by Mister Kait on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Welcome to the Tragic Kingdom

I raided my aunt's music collection today.  This includes two, count 'em, TWO Beck CDs.  mmm Beck.  Got me some Tragic Kingdom, some Devo, some Blondie and some Violent Femmes.  I ...
Posted by Mister Kait on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i'm NOT listening to dashboard right now.

I hate my ovaries.  I hate estrogen.  I hate hormones.  Give me random boners in public over this any day. Goddamn fuckin' shitcake monkey piss in your HAT!
Posted by Mister Kait on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I need a shower.

So I'm really fucking bored. And I stink. The End.
Posted by Mister Kait on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

color me lazy

rather than post anything in this joural i'm just going to send you to my livejournal...because that makes things easier for me. add me as a friend if you so desire. www.livejournal.com/~murabak...
Posted by Mister Kait on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST