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MY NEXT LIFEI want to live my next life backwards:You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School, drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case...........................................ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR DAYI edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts! Myspace Graphics

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Paradox of Our Time in History

    A Message by George Carlin:The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 06:28:00 GMT

Wake Up Call

Dear God:Why didn't you save the school children at:Moses Lake, Washington 2/2/96Bethel, Alaska 2/19/97Pearl, Mississippi 10/1/97West Paducah, Kentucky 12/1/97Stamp, Arkansas 12/15/97Jonesboro, Arkan...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:50:00 GMT

Thank You, Lord

"When I see the heavens, the work of Your hands,the moon and the stars which You arranged,what is man that You should keep him in mind,mortal man that You care for him?Yet You have made him little l...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 13:06:00 GMT

Thank You

  To all those who wrote, all those who sang, all those who remembered - thank you.  I love you and you really made my 22nd birthday the very best. Thanks.
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 20:22:00 GMT