I love these!!!! wahahhaha |
If you are in need of a good laugh, this should do it. These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken ...
Posted by José on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 03:42:00 PST |
Under the category "I know where you got your OCD habits from" |
NOT FOR WEAK STOMACHS! During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touchi...
Posted by José on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:32:00 PST |
Some things girls don't know.. |
?Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a HOE) ?"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phr...
Posted by José on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 02:50:00 PST |
Warning: may be offensive |
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover...
Posted by José on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 06:19:00 PST |
wow |
So many fake, plastic, empty people here in Vegas lately. What's up with that? You know the type, right? Anyway..yeah..so what's up with that shit? I don't know, maybe i'm "old' for my age, but ...
Posted by José on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:51:00 PST |
I'm sorry.. |
Read it. Maybe some should take it to heart....
I'm sorryThat I was raised with respect;not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorryThat my body's not ripped enoughto "satisfy" your want...
Posted by José on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 03:07:00 PST |
10,000 |
Ten thousand flowers in spring, the moon in autumn,a cool breeze in summer, snow in winter. If your mind isn't clouded by unnecessary things,this is the best season of your life....
Posted by José on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:10:00 PST |
Anyway |
Finding Meaning in a Crazy World Kent M Keith It's best to begin by just admitting that the world is crazy. The world really doesn't make sense. We are polluting ourselves into a corner. Al...
Posted by José on Wed, 10 May 2006 11:08:00 PST |
I begin |
I began. I observed. I acted. I felt myself. I observed once more.I jumped, I laughed, I cried; I felt me.I held her. She held me. We held each other.I looked at her. She looked at her star. I asked w...
Posted by José on Fri, 05 May 2006 10:57:00 PST |
Chili story |
O.M.G. hilarious!!! THIS IS SOME KIND OF CHILI CONTEST If you can read this whole story without tears of laughter running down your cheeks, then there's no hope for you! *Note: Please take t...
Posted by José on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 10:02:00 PST |
