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KillJoyKen

You should never underestimate the predictablity of stupidity

About Me



Every day of living here is like a lifetime of dying.

Half chinese, half white, and I know Fist of DrunkenMonkeyBearDragon Kung Fu. At least when I'm drunk....
I'm basically a practicing pessimist and a bitter old man. Better stay away. :P

Did I mention I love video games?

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My Interests

Touge runs, detuning cars, video games, vietnamese coffee shops, pron, "DSMing it up", imitating monkeys at the zoo.

Shiv gots mad skillz, yo. This is the man that will be tuning your car.....

I'd like to meet:

Milla Jovovich.

...and the producers of Best Motoring so I can give them each a bitch slap for faking their races and ruining my trip to American SoGay 2. If I wanted to see staged races where an 600hp GT-R on slicks barely outruns a Comptech NSX, I'll watch Initial D.

Music:

The Smiths, The Mr T Experience, Trash Can Sinatras, Drumnbass, Garage, Neil Diamond, Ice T, Ice Cube, old skool gangsta rap, EuroBeat, The Cure, The Pillows, JayZ, The South Park soundtrack, Dashboard Confessional, Sir MixALot, The Ocean Blue, mcchris, the Killers, Belle and Sebastian, Mojave 3, Asheru, Billy Idol, Weird Al...

Movies:

The first 3 Star Wars movies, Hong Kong films, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Ronin, Bullitt, Reservior Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, There's Something About Mary, Meet the Parents, The Professional, Heat, The Dark Crystal, Army of Darkness, LOTR, Desperado, Spiderman, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Begins, The Hulk, X-men, X2, Daredevil, Pitch Black, The Matrix, Blade, Planet of the Apes (original), Logan's Run, Star Trek 2 and 6, Catch Me if You Can, Duece Bigalow, The Ring, The Last Samurai, Friday, The Bourne Identity, Austin Powers 1 & 2, Patriot Games, Clear and Present Danger, Lilo & Stitch, Insomnia, Monsters Inc, Fraility, Black Hawk Down, A Beautiful Mind, Training Day, Zoolander, The Princess Bride, Swordfish, The Mummy, Memento, The Sixth Sense, Fargo, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Me, Myself & Irene, Dazed & Confused, Toy Story, American Psycho, Trainspotting, The Shawshank Redemption, American Beauty, Full Metal Jacket, Fight Club, 12 Monkeys, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Time Bandits, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, The Exorcist, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Scarface, The Usual Suspects, Heathers, Pump up the Volume, Say Anything, Airplane!, History of the World Part 1, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Dragon, Fists of Fury, Enter the Dragon, The Chinnese Connection, Spaceballs, Harold and Maude, Top Secret!, Alien, Aliens, Blade Runner, A Clockwork Orange, Trainspotting, The Terminator, T2, The Predator, Rebel Without a Cause, Taxi Driver

Television:

THE BOONDOCKS, Family Guy, The Mind of Carlos Mencia, South Park, Adult Swim, Simpsons, Original Star Trek, X-Files, Dave Chapelle Show, Myth Busters. I mainly flip between Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, the History Channel, and the Discovery Channel.

Books:

Dick & Jane, Dan Brown, Stephen King, JRR Tolkien, Star Wars novels, anything with pictures. In other words.....Car Magazines!

Heroes:

Who needs heroes?

My Blog

Jerry has no taste in music...check my comments :P

Dear Jerry, Not only are you color blind, but you're also tone deaf. Make fun on Tila again and I swear I'll strap speakers and my PSP to my chest and walk around the shop blasting her music for the n...
Posted by KillJoyKen on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 08:45:00 PST

Which Smiths Album Am I?

You are The Smiths, the first album. This album haslots of songs about sex. It includes such songsas Reel Around the Fountain, Pretty Girls MakeGraves, and Suffer Little Children. What Smiths album ...
Posted by KillJoyKen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST