Technical Difficulties |
It appears that in a fit of censorship, the infidels have deleted my myspace page, but nothing can keep Al Qaeda down forever. As a show of protest, I urge all loyal jihadis to send close up ima...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 10:17:00 GMT |
True Friendship |
The Shihab's recent betrayal has given me pause for thought and made mereflect on the true meaning of friendship. I've written down a fewthoughts, based on experience, on what i believe charecterizes ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 10:09:00 GMT |
Iraqi chili |
So it turns out that all this time Shihab was a CIA stoolie. We were all sitting around the table enjoying dinner when Shihab began screaming that his ass was on fire. Everyone laughed loudly (T...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 15:49:00 GMT |
summer with cyanide |
Summer again. My balls are itching and my hemorriods are flaring. I will just lay outside the cave and drink iced tea. By the way this South Beach diet has done nothing for my herpes. I just want th...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 15:45:00 GMT |
Irate Iraqis |
Today was the last day for Saddams closing arguments. I hope all of you will join me in a show of support. That new beard he is supporting is hideous. Please email him if you can to get it shaved. No ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 16:08:00 GMT |
Job opening in Fallujah |
As a result of the recent tragedy in Iraq, in the form of brother Al Zarqawis recent assasination, there is a management opening in our branch in Fallujah. For those of you interested in leading the r...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 15:49:00 GMT |
camels and cream soda |
How I wish brother al-Zarqawi was here. Sometimes I imagine him and me frolicking through strawberry fields in Speedos while drinking orange cream soda. Oh I miss him so much! have been melancholy the...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 15:51:00 GMT |
farewell to brother al-Zarqawi |
Memorial services for our brother Abu Musab al-Zarqawi will be held at the following coordinates: 38:53:51N 77:02:11W. Prayer services will begin at 09:00 tomorrow morning. Formal dress required. Br...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 15:55:00 GMT |
sunscreen adventure |
We have had some trouble at our new, undisclosed cave. Our shepherd Rasoul has been feeling lonely since the Azzam's departure . They were blood brothers, not only in the fields of battle, but also in...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 15:57:00 GMT |
Help brother Zacarias and forward to any Americans you know |
From Osama bin Muhammad bin Ladin to the American people: peace be upon he who has followed the Guidance. This is a brief message whose topic is my testimony on behalf of the Musl...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 15:59:00 GMT |
