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Cometh the hour Cometh the man
(not in a gay way,and thats every hour not just week days) Right for those that just dont know.....my names Dan. im currently living in Teddington for those that know it a rough place to live.....its hard to get by wen the only way to make money is to sell drugs and pimp women...and the police always want to bring you down, cuff ya n stick in the back of the wagon of love. i was only 14 wen they came for me...They we're drunk n outta control.... i was only a boy...but left a man.........basically my life is quite simple, i wake up, go back to bed, go to uni late...if i go if not il fanny about like now.... go to the pub for breakfast....and lunch....and dinner go to work in the evening....if i go...if im not working il be goin out wooooo n stuff im not an alchoholic and this is not denial and if this paragraph seems strange its because......right I'm studyin Graphic Design @ University i Luv Drinkin n avin a laugh + goin out clubbin/Ravin meeting new people. I also Luv Chelsea Football Club... they are the greatest Club in the world...i've got alot ov time for Chelsea Fans...despise Arsenal and if u swing that way i wont hold it against u....Those ppl need help not critism....oh and do not test the ambramovich those who say hes ruined the game .... dont know the game... and are mugs.HOW DARE THEY TRY TO TEST US........BASTARDS. .......yes Ne way moving away from football My favourite colour is green. i have a brother called Jack yes jack daniels my Dad had a sense of humour to!! I work in a pub!! errr Dont no what my favourite food is but i luv all take aways!! i try to stay away from kebabs but the at the end of the day wen ur pissed u kinda forget!!! also have a habit of talkin too much (waffle) as uv proberly guessed..... Im a qualified ski instructor no bullshittin i've bn paragliding of a 6600ft mountain in turkey, deep sea diving in malta im an adrenaline junkie yes but i get bored easily and have to entertain myself..... by anoying ppl . i have a nasty habit of pissing around wen i shud b working....dont no why?.....i see a funny side in everything......everything... which aperently is wrong makin me a wrongen not evan a right wrongen but a wrong wrongen.luv all types of music (which include Garage/Drum/Grime/ukindie) apart from shit music......obviously.......What else.....Love to get in touch with old friends mainly from Tedz or the Stanley Massive.....ones i dont already see....which is most of em....what next thinking of going traveling after my course finishes which is wait....2008 woooo...defo thailand-australia-new zealand maybe cant wait.....unless something happens that ties me down im off and away with the fairies...(not that i dont like bein tied down?) (and fairies as in pixie folk not fudge nudgin benders) Ne way, hit me back, just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan This is Dan.......... My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window.. and I can't see at all And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad................

What Thought Best Describes Yours For Me ?

Pick the thought that best describes your feelings for me.....xxx
What Thought Best Describes Yours For Me ?
i'm so sexy ... so sexy that u want to hold me down and screw me
So beautiful that ur knees turn to jelly and u cant stand
so utterly gorgous that ur wet and cant stop thinking about me
just the thought of me makes u orgasm
that uv never bn in love with one man so much that u cry wen ur not with me
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Hmm who would i like to meet...to be honest i dont really care about famous ppl i respect em for bein good at somin but thats about it im not one to get starstruck. no one persons better than another no matter what u do and im pretty damn amazing so ud have to play for chelsea or fly to be better than me MUHUHAHAHA....thats a joke im not that arrogant. ne one really whos funny i love my girlfriend Laura so im not here for fun n games in that department but i love a good laugh with ne one...oh id love to meet Arsene Wenger just so i could take the right piss out of him hes a mug i hate him Love to meet Jose cas me bein a special one to i can kinda relate to where hes coming from!!! bein amazing and great at football.
TONY JAA WARRIOR KING the best fight movie ever bruce lee step aside mate or u'll get knocked the fuck out...AND DONT TOUCH HIS ELEPHANT EITHER

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