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About Me

♥ -I'm 22 years young -I'm engaged -Mandy is my best friend -I'm allergic to stupid people... and bullshit for that matter. -I once got paid $20 to tell someone I would rub them with shaved peaches... I needed gas money. -My right boob is bigger than my left...most girls have the same problem. -I flirt constantly... even when I don't mean to. -I'm ridiculously lazy... deal with it I love sleep and lounging. -I'm part black...its mostly in my hair and my ass. -Joey is my bestest myspace friend... he loves me. -I once told a guy I would marry him... over the internet. -I get sick easily... I have a weak immune system. -I own 94 pairs of underwear, 27 pairs of shoes, and 33 purses... I have a problem with shopping. -My favorite color is hot pink -I paint and sketch -I'm a hypocrit... we all have our moments. -I collect fairies and tigger stuff... oh yeah and bad taste bears... look them up. -I'm random... I smell like fabric softner. -I'm cooler than you.... and you know it. -I'm stubborn... I'm always right, if you say otherwise I will kick you. -I'm almost always late, except for work... its my downfall. -I used to date a guy that sat down to pee...it creeped me out. -I have a lot of health problems... I refuse to use them as a crutch in life. -Apparently my friends are afraid of me... they said I can be a bitch. -Its hard for me to let go of things from my past... doesn't everyone have that problem? -I'm a brat...I want what I want when I want it. -I work in a casino...no I can't help u win or give you money so shut up. -I cry when I watch sad movies... I have a heart and I'm sensitive. -I lie so I don't hurt your feelings... but not if it hurts you more. -I own a pair of handcuffs...among many other things. -I am deathly afraid of cows... I cry when I see them. -I can be shallow... even though I say I'm not and try not to be. -I can sleep 14 hours straight... goes back to the whole I love sleep thing. -I love to cook and bake... but hate to eat my own food I never think its good enough. -I dance in my underwear when I'm getting ready... its liberating you should try it. -I'm a pack rat. -I hate doing laundry... I rather buy more clothes instead of washing the ones I have. -I sleep so crazy that I wake up with only one sock... and I have to put my sheets back on my bed every morning. -I write poems... but I don't show anyone...not even Mandy. -I talk to a lot of guys... with no intentions of ever dating them or being in a relationship with them. -I'm always cold... even in the summer I will complain that I'm cold. -I look 16 with no make up on... its hideous you don't want to see. -When I tell you I'm on my way I'm not... and if I say I'm 5 mins away I'm really 15 mins away. -I'm ridiculously flexible...even though I'm fat. -If I say you're cute that doesn't mean I want to date you...so stop asking...
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My Blog

It’s about damn time!!!

So I haven't written a blog in quite some time.... I've been so busy with uhhh... LIFE! I've been so busy that I don't even get on MySpace that much anymore... Who would have thought that I would stop...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 11:15:00 GMT

Im so sick of this s**t!

So as most of you know I was diagnosed with Poly Cystic Ovarian Disease ( I have cysts on my ovaries that affect my hormones and body) a couple years ago. And you know that it makes me sick... but wha...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 01:12:00 GMT

My new crack....

Ok so I've been going to the gym for a week as a test trial and today I signed a 2 year contract with Gold's gym. All of you who know me know that I havent gone to a gym in about a year, more or less....
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:44:00 GMT

Sweeeeetnesssss!

Life is so great right now... never imagined I could be this happy. Im in love... and its great. I finally found a great guy! Yay me I rock! I havent been this happy in a very long time... everything ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 01:34:00 GMT

BLOG

B  L  O  G!   That is all
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 04:10:00 GMT

FuN FaCtS AbOuT KrIsTi...

Well since I'm sick and have nothing else to do but lay in bed and write a blog here it goes...Here are some facts about me... that you either already know, don't know, or don't wanna know...I'm aller...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 03:03:00 GMT

randomness at its best....

Ok so its my night off and I am doing absolutely nothing....which means??? All together now....TIME FOR A BLOG!!! Yay! So todays topic is nothing special...just random things on my mind...First of all...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 02:28:00 GMT

No more sex for Kristi

Ok so I've been pushed to the point where I have decided... no more sex...until I meet the right guy of course. I already have a head start since its been awhile since the last time. I was thinking ab...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 14:58:00 GMT

guys are jerks

Well its been awhile since I've written a meaningful blog... so much has been going on in my life lately and I haven't really had the time to stop and think. Now this blog isn't necessarily about one ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 06:15:00 GMT

blah bliggidy blah blah

Wow its been a very long time since I have been on myspace... much less written a blog. So I have decided to entertain the whole 2 of you that actually read these things. Man work has been kicking my ...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 15:23:00 GMT