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About Me

.. open to learning, love experiences; new and old I am humble yet gregarious, bone-headed yet genius, yin and yang, chocolate and vanilla, american but not indian, lesbian in a man's body, a human yet alien to some, the mongoose and the snake, a collection of atoms and molecules, an individual yet part of everyone. I'm like the navy... I've got plenty of seamen to go around. http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/primer/java/scienceopticsu/power sof10/Overhead the albatross Hangs motionless upon the air And deep beneath the rolling waves In labyrinths of coral caves An echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand And everything is green and submarine.And no one called us to the land And no one knows the where's or why's. Something stirs and something tries Starts to climb toward the light.Strangers passing in the street By chance two separate glances meet And I am you and what I see is me. And do I take you by the hand And lead you through the land And help me understand The best I can.And no one called us to the land And no one crosses there alive. No one speaks and no one tries No one flies around the sun....Almost everyday you fall Upon my waking eyes, Inviting and inciting me To rise. And through the window in the wall Come streaming in on sunlight wings A million bright ambassadors of morning.And no one sings me lullabyes And no one makes me close my eyes So I throw the windows wide And call to you across the sky.... Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I make no requirements but if I had to pick just one I would say Maynard James Keenan, John Stewart, Jennifer Connely, my other complete person, paul mccartney, dan millman, john lennon, buddha, jesus, martin luther king jr., my real parents... just kidding, I'm thinking Ashley Judd would be cool also :0 Anyone who is free and thinks for themself....and that is way more than one person. also, the gingerbread man, so I can finish eating that little bastard, the dish that ran away with the spoon... what were you thinking? the cow could have been hot meat on the plate but you went with the skinny ass little spoon.... weak! the old woman who lived in a shoe: we cannot afford to help feed your kids anymore... i mean how much can you have sex in a shoe anyway? the monkeys who represent "see no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil" who are you guys kidding? if you were at a zoo you would look forward to hurling your fecal matter towards on-lookers and you would jerk-off in front of kids all day... not buying your "holier-than-thou" approach, sorry. and to one eyed willy... you are a real dick :-)

My Blog

Greed is inspiration??? what???

This blog is a debate I had with a guy online that claims greed as the biggest inspiration to our civilization.  Please read his post and my response and let me know what you think.  This is...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:26:00 GMT

Jeff-isms

The following wise words have been thought of at various times throughout my life and as a warning to anyone reading, their isn’t a bit of profound meaning found here; only irony, and stupidity....
Posted by on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 15:40:00 GMT

Deep thoughts...by Jack Handey

I got this from the old saturday night live episodes: If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go,because, man, they're gone.If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about ...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 11:42:00 GMT

Make friends with yourself

START WHERE YOU ARE To Know Yourself is to Forget YourselfShambhala Sun Magazine | June 1998We might think that knowing ourselves is a very ego-centered thing, but by beginning to look clearly and hon...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 16:22:00 GMT

My Top 10 Album List

These are in no particular order and I had a pretty hard time narrowing it down.  The criteria:  Is the album a musical masterpiece?  how many times have I listened to it over and&...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 11:58:00 GMT

Arent I charming enough for you ALL!!! :-)

Truths Survey! Be honest don't lie! 1.)Do you ever find yourself dancing around in your underwear?    not as often as you find me saying things like "you go girl" and "whoomp there it i...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 17:10:00 GMT

To all who have sisters, daughters, mothers, wives or lovers...

Please watch the following piece and make sure to teach your children about things like this.  Please feel free to leave your comments about it.  I think it is very important that everyone a...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 08:13:00 GMT

Little men, BIG fear

Listening to the hilariously sad music on my page by a band called "the right brothers" really set me to thinking.  I really thought it was a joke at first, bud sadly, it is very serious.  I...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:03:00 GMT

To all of my freedom loving liberal jews

now that I got your attention, please direct your listening pleasure to the music box on my page and make sure to listen to "the right brothers".  It is like a musical orgasm of neo-conservative ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 07:36:00 GMT

Summary of meditation for whoever wants it

MEDITATION INSTRUCTION By Sakyong Mipham Rinpoche The practice of mindfulness/awareness meditation is common to all Buddhist traditions. Beyond that, it is common to, inherent in, all human beings. In...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 11:54:00 GMT