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Flying Spaghetti Monster

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About Me

Hey people, I'm the Flying Spaghetti Monster. According to the followers of Pastafarianism, it was I that created the universe and the Earth (they are connected) with a touch of my Noodly Appendage. Go to http://www.venganza.org/ to learn more about Pastafarianism, they give me an AWESOME name and I dont like to brag. I'm also awesome enough to have a wikipedia entry herehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monsterbtw I love comments ^_^Myspace Survey!
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Name: Flying Spaghetti Monster
Birthday: First round, first minute!!!
Birthplace: Some bread group universe
Current Location: Inside a HUMAN BRAIN!
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: Pasta
Height: 8'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Multi-dexrious
Your Heritage: None. And all. Maybe.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Green ones
Your Weakness: Many noodly appendages. It is my gift. It is my curse.
Your Fears: That someone will erect some kinky statue of me somewhere...
Your Perfect Pizza: Hmmmm......Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 5 MILLION new followers
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Noodly Goodness!
Thoughts First Waking Up: I don't really sleep...much like a high school student...
Your Best Physical Feature: My big meaty balls
Your Bedtime: Again, don't sleep, but if I had one it would be 3am, so I could be a clubber dude...
Your Most Missed Memory: Creating that midgit
Pepsi or Coke: Both mixed together!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Both mixed together!
Single or Group Dates: Both mixed together!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both mixed together!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both mixed together!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both mixed together!
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: I do promote pirates
Do you Sing: Somewhere...Over a (Pasta) Rainbow...
Do you Shower Daily: Wet Noodles! Ewwwww!
Have you Been in Love: Yes...
Do you want to go to College: Hellz yeah, great Ramen
Do you want to get Married: No
Do you belive in yourself: Hella fast yes!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope, that would be messy, I fly ALOT
Do you think you are Attractive: Not to a human...or anything else...but yea, dead sexy
Are you a Health Freak: HA! Ramen Ramen Ramen
Do you get along with your Parents: Don't have any. No one to tell me what to do, but no easy cash either....
Do you like Thunderstorms: Mmmm, yes
Do you play an Instrument: That would be ridiculous
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, Beer Volcano all the way!
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes *hkup*
Ever been called a Tease: Mmmmmm.........no
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: KETCHUP EVERYWHERE!!!!!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Jello
What country would you most like to Visit: Some moon colony perhaps
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Both mixed together!
Favourite Hair Color: Pirate
Short or Long Hair: PIRATE!
Height: Can I say 8'8"?
Weight: 4000 lbs, that'd be impressive
Best Clothing Style: Pirate
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: No possessions
Number of Piercings: :o
Number of Tattoos: Arrr!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None! You're doing great existence!
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It is a well known theory that the decrease in the number of pirates in the world has lead to an increase in global warming. It's true. Therefore, any pirates that be should show their swashbuckling selves. Also, my friends list wouldn't be complete without: mythological creatures and dieties, inanimate objects, famous people, famous dead people, fellow FSM, oh the list goes on.

My Blog

The SECRET of the Universe....

Well, I can tell you what it's not. I hate to take stances on things other than noodles, abortion, noodles, religion, noodles, politics, noodles, gay marriage, noodles, piracy, noodles, porn and noodl...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 18:04:00 GMT

My Big Eight

The following are My Eight "I Really Rather You Didn'ts". They are not laws or Commandments, as that God guys gives out. We differ in philosophies, but secretly I'm a big fanboy. Anyways, here they ar...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 02:14:00 GMT

NOT by Me, but by a loyal friend

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