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Jonny

About Me

I really need to write a serious doctrine one of these days; something that I can hand out at the corner of mellsquare, convincing people the end will arrive. Eventually, of course, not any time soon. I mean saying something like that would make me seem really depressing. I personally am very hopeful for the future of mankind, providing we can embrace the eighties in a way last seen Dec 31st 1989. That moment before every dad bought a camcorder and filmed people walking down the road. On music; I could try and convince you about the wonders of hair emtal and its advantages to society, but you'd still go out and listen to 50 cent. Instead, I'm just going to tell you a couple of simple facts that should help you in life t. I'm sitting here listening to annihilator, who were once described as 'canada's answer to metallica'. First time i read that I almost died crying. First of all, canada doesn't deserve answers- its not like they're a real country! Just America II, the sequel that people didn't mind, but compared to the original... The last computer game i played for more than five minutes was Sonic the Hedgehog 2, Robotnik's revenge. Back then this was the pinnacle of technology. It's a tragedy that politcal corectness got involved- the Cold War is over, so 'Robotnik' has been renamed 'Dr. Egghead'. Which will strike fear into the hearts of what? Sausages? Ridiculous. Today I carried out survey of all the people I could find in my house. Unfortunately I could only find myself, and as a resault my surveys were totally biased. Nevertheless a 100% push to have Sebastian Bach move back t Skid Row is clear evidence that there's life in the old dog yet. Nevertheless, he remains with his side project, Bach and Friends. Althought I'd probably call it There and Bach again, cuz it sounds cool. And i like Lord of the Rings. Really dig hairy feet. The focus of my discussion has shifted slightly. my main motivation was to tell everybody about myself, my interests, hobbies, and make myself otu to be zany, whilst sensitive, slightly misunderstood (emo music n shit), and end with a clever lyric about moaning about everything cuz emo's have the right. However, the last three albums i bought were Huey Lewis, Pantera and Poison. So it's the power of love I'm afraid... Don't take money, Don't take fame, don't need no credit card to ride this train, it's strong and it's sudden, and it's cruel sometimes, but if i just see it in your eyes... thats the power of love Oh yeah. My name's Jonny. Hi

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Everyone who's ever been in: kiss, cinderella, tesla, skid row, slaughter. Everyone who's ever encountered any of the above. And Blando

My Blog

End of Innocence

For the End of Innocence I will continue to stare at youDolled up like the puppet youve become.I used to walk you home,You were cautious with your love,And I loved you for it. I will continue to star...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 02:50:00 GMT

God. and Biscuits

  If God liked biscuits, He would only eat the best biscuits. As much as this is within question, the greater question at hand is whether God likes biscuits at all. One side of this ever-raging a...
Posted by on Sun, 07 May 2006 11:10:00 GMT

Of Questions

  He slowly pulls at his buttons, so that the small cups of plastic ease themselves from their positions. He turns to her, and in his most endearing voice utters, "I've been..." there is a silenc...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 02:36:00 GMT

Regarding Marty McFly

Sorry to bother you all, but I'd just like to point out that I have NO affiliation with any of the following people, and that any likeness is coincidental. I love KISS.Jonathan Dugdale is Not:Matthew ...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 15:01:00 GMT

Nikki Sixx

'Quite frankly, I'm sick of your face. If you come near me again, I will have your bicycle incinerated. If you ever even consider contacting me, I will  literally have you and your whole family l...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Jun 2005 11:32:00 GMT

Serious Announcement

Taken from the Daily Mail, 1st June 2005 Putang to be banned across Hungary I'n a daring move made by Hungarian Leader Regurlay TuchmaLuv and Nevabin Buggered, putang has been labelled a class ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Jun 2005 11:23:00 GMT

So it's like, Warby

Warby. Many things can be said about the man with the iron mottabolism (asshole). Mainly, I like to think of him as the guy you could fall back on, and he'd catch you, as a sign of trust. But he'd pro...
Posted by on Tue, 24 May 2005 14:57:00 GMT

Urgent... life or death

I wrote fluent hair dude! Move yaself back, I'm a terminator, You don't wanna screw with a tough negotiator Spend my time, Focused on you, Now ya can't stop me, stop me from pushin in thru...
Posted by on Mon, 02 May 2005 09:49:00 GMT

Michael Bolton (or 'why did Paul Simon's career die?')

How am I supposed to carry on, when all that I've been living for is gone. That was Michael Bolton's only hit, and in 1995 he toured four continents with it. And from this we can draw the obvious conc...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Apr 2005 12:02:00 GMT

Of Hair Metal

The synergy between hair metal, drinking and mullets is an interesting one; the drummer from WASP was once caught chugging vodka in his back garden while his mother cried. And then he went out and pla...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Apr 2005 10:07:00 GMT