Eating house plants (esp. those placed conspicuously out of our reach), taking 5hr naps, playing chase, wrestling, 1 a.m. stealth combat, opening cupboards, drinking fresh cups of ice water after licking our butts, finding the highest point and owning it! Eating, pooping and licking go without saying! Tearing paper into itty bitty teeny weenie pieces. All Pincher bugs must die (a slow amusing death by paw)! Our mummies, as long as they keep the food coming, the S**t going and tummy rubs circulating.Dis-interested in:Chicken--we don’t like it, it does not taste good, do attempt to feed us chicken, chicken is vile and makes us very upset at supper time, chickens will immediately be blocked from this site. Leashes, petting or touching of any kind not initiated by us, being picked up and carried like a baby, loud noise or sudden movements, vacuums and car trips.
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