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Iron Booty

He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness.

About Me

My name is Dave. My AIM screen name is DTrain8188, message me if you have something to tell me or even if you're just bored. I like a lot of stuff I'm really big on family. I attend SUNY Purchase College where I major in Psychology. I work at GNC where I kick ass and take names as a salesman. Most often, you'll find me with my friends. I like to think I'm funny and easy to get along with.

The stupidest short film you'll ever watch. Based on a true story.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

The Perry Bible Fellowship

Best T-Shirts EVER, a must see.

My Interests

Music, Sports, Comedy, Friends.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody that's cool, funny, or has similar tastes in movies/music as me. Although not required, psychological disorders are a plus.

Music:

Indie, Rap, Pop, and other stuff

Movies:

Fight Club, GoodFellas, The Big Lebowski, Yellow Submarine, Anchorman, 40 Year Old Virgin, Old School, Wet Hot American Summer, and other stuff with Steve Carell and Will Ferrell.

Television:

The Office, The Simpsons, Oz, Stella, [adult swim], Seinfeld, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Ali G, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Scrubs, Whitest Kids U Know.

Books:

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Survivor, Haunted, Clockwork Orange.

Heroes:

Batman

My Blog

A lesson learned.

It's sad how people put their own lives on the line for no reason all the time, people like me. Especially when it's until something like this happens for them to have a reality check. I honestly don'...
Posted by Iron Booty on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:27:00 PST

The death of the Black Panther Movement 9...

We had a good run, me and The Black Panther Movement 9...but since our friends, the Malcolm X-Perience broke up, we just don't think we can go on producing albums. SO HERE IT IS! The death of the Blac...
Posted by Iron Booty on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 10:28:00 PST

Awesomest moment ever.

The other day, my brother made the greatest joke of all time. I had just finished schooling him in a game of Madden, and he quit. He started walking out of the room saying "You just wait 'til I get go...
Posted by Iron Booty on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 06:22:00 PST

Incase anybody's been wondering...

Why I haven't been online in so long. My Uncle's Internet Cafe has turned into a Computer Cafe for the past few days, as the internet has been down for some strange reason. So I'm here at some other I...
Posted by Iron Booty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Project Palestine: Day 7

SDAVE88: beard's comin' in mighty fine this seasonSDAVE88: you know what they saySDAVE88: ripe peaches, heavy summerOne Fast Spic: lol nice saying SDAVE88: i'm gonna fill out your g/f application on m...
Posted by Iron Booty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Project Palestine: Day 6

yourboyGelin: wen u come back????SDAVE88: august 13th i leaveSDAVE88: august 14th i should be thereyourboyGelin: kSDAVE88: since i'll be TRAVELING BACK IN TIME SDAVE88: lol, i'm talking to you from th...
Posted by Iron Booty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Project Palestine: Day 5

SDAVE88: LMAOSDAVE88: damn that's goodOne Fast Spic: damn it must suckOne Fast Spic: to not be able to laugh as loud as you wantSDAVE88: yeah lolSDAVE88: i don't wanna draw attentionSDAVE88: cause the...
Posted by Iron Booty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Project Palestine: Day 4

Yonkersnative512: there was a shootout/stabbing last night on the corner of walnut and oliver SDAVE88: oh shitSDAVE88: what happened?SDAVE88: were people shot and stabbed? One Fast Spic: ok soOne Fast...
Posted by Iron Booty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Project Palestine: Day 3

ShaDy BlaCkBoY: long 20 minutes daveSDAVE88: was it?ShaDy BlaCkBoY: SDAVE88: i gotta go grab myself some good eatin', brb in like 20 minutesSDAVE88 signed off at 1:05:05 PM. SDAVE88 signed on at 1:55:...
Posted by Iron Booty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Project Palestine: Day 2

SDAVE88 (8:56:27 AM): GOD this mullet-kid sucks at CSTripleA99 (8:56:31 AM): lolSDAVE88 (8:56:43 AM): he keeps losingTripleA99 (8:56:52 AM): rofl mulletSDAVE88 (8:57:06 AM): lol it's hilariousSDAVE88 ...
Posted by Iron Booty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST