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you know me. im your regular good for nothing slob. or, i would be if i werent so goddamn awesome, handsome and talented. i have a cellphone i ignore answering on a daily basis. my sleep cycle is always messed up (theres nothing regular about it at all). collecting stuff is a big part of my life. records, movies, crap. and by crap i mean really useless crap. because one day i might discover a use for it (i.e. i have a roll of lineoleum and ten chinese pencils somewhere in the study). photography, painting, dismantling things and never putting them back together. riding my bike when nobody is awake. watching tv series for fifteen hours straight without getting up. smoking. when i travel places i prefer to make the journey as arduous as possible, meaning i'd rather take the bus somewhere and use fifteen hours than fly there by plane in under an hour. street art, stencils and stickering. drinking vast amounts of beer and consuming illegal substances. chinese food. festivals, festivals. having such awesome superfriends. uffa. sharks, giant squids, locusts, the future scare me. some other stuff too, but i'd prefer not to go into details. rainbows are gay. and someone should vacuum our living room.
in the hotel we lived together two days. i realized that, now dean was out of the picture, marylou had no real interest in me; she was trying to reach dean through me, his buddy. we had arguments in the room. we also spent entire nights in bed and i told her my dreams. i told her about the big snake of the world that was coiled in the earth like a worm in an apple and would someday nudge up a hill to be miles long and devouring as it went along. i told her this snake was satan. 'whats going to happen?' she squealed; meanwhile she held me tight.
'a saint called doctor sax will destroy it with secret herbs which he is at this very moment cooking up in his underground shack somewhere in america. it may also be disclosed that the snake is just a husk of doves; when the snake dies great clouds of seminal-gray doves will flutter out and bring tidings of peace around the world.' i was out of my mind with hunger and bitterness.