I live in Sweden, where I hunt and kill penguins for food and money. On the weekends I hang at the same street corner as your mother hmmmm doing “favours†but sometimes I go for karaoke, I prefer Klingon drinking songs and only the newest pop songs from Russia. I collect pocket lint and asphalt.
My Interests
Stuffing penguins and playing banjo (preferably at the same time)
I'd like to meet:
Super Mario and the guy who invented the rubber chicken
Music:
I YUST LOVE Britney Spears
Movies:
PRON
Television:
I am afraid to wach TV, NASA scans my brain when I do
