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Michael Kelso

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About Me


Hey I'm Michael Kelso. I live in Point Place Wisconsin. It's a pretty cool town but not much going on sometimes so I hang with my friends. They are Eric, Hyde, Fez, Donna and Jackie. Jackie and I used to date. Donna and I never did. Although I knew she wanted to she just couldn't admit it cause she was dating Eric. And since they've known each other since they were kids I guess there's some sentimental attachment there or something.
Eric's got this hot sister Laurie. But she's older than us. And she gets on Eric's nerves. I don't see how...I mean she's HOT. Eric must be blind.
One of my favorite cars is the Mustang. I even have it on one of my favorite t-shirts. Camaro's are cool too. It would be so cool to take a Camaro and a Mustang and put em together. Then you'd have a Mustero. Noooo......or a Camang....whoa that's like genius!!
Kelso's Philosophy:
The foundation of a good relationship is three little words: "I don't know".
What're you doing? I don't know.
What're you watching? I don't know.
Who's that under you?
I don't know.
Career Aspirations:
One day, I'm gonna open a restaurant, and everything on the menu is gonna be special. So, when somebody comes in and says "Hey, Kelso, what's special on the menu?", I can say "Everything."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


That's a tough one. I guess I'd like to meet Miss October 1978. No Miss April 1976. NO! Miss July 1977.....Ok I'm gonna have to get back to you on this one...

Oh YEAH!! I'm on facebook come and check me out!!!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Kelso/1338670955

My Blog

Halloween Is Almost Here!

Okay and this year we're planning something totally different! None of that kid stuff like we did last year or the year before. This year I suggested that we all dress up like cheerleaders and the gir...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 14:35:00 GMT

Summer rocks!

So me and the gang have been hanging at the lake on weekends. It's usually pretty crowded but we stake out our spots pretty early. Well last weekend there were a ton more people there. Fez was still...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:50:00 GMT

Woa. My own gameshow!

Okay, I totally just came up with the best new game show. It's called "Wake Kelso up," 'cause my mom says it's really hard to wake me up. So people come on and try and wake me up. Oh and then you can...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 19:33:00 GMT

Welcome Back....

So the annual Point Place Alumni Talent Show is coming up and I have BIG ideas! I want to keep up with school tradition and do a skit of a popular TV show so I've chosen "Welcome Back Kotter." Why? Be...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:08:00 GMT

Im hot. Im thirsty. So I'll use it to the fullest potential!

Now that the weather's warmer,  I'm finally getting the chance to do my favorite summertime thing  a Kool-Aid stand! It's not about making money from it  it's about drinking the Kool-Aid a...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 18:44:00 GMT

Superman and a secret identity

This past weekend, I saw this flick called "Superman: The Movie" and it was so cool! It's about this guy from another planet (Superman) who can do all this super stuff -- like fly, and be super strong...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 17:23:00 GMT

Mall Santas

Hey did you know that a Mall Santa makes like around 100 bucks an hour?! I wonder if Victoria Secrets needs a store Santa next year?!
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 15:40:00 GMT

Soap operas. Not just for girls.

So two weeks ago, I was stuck home for a few days with the stomach flu. My mom let me lie in bed all day, and even put the TV in my room - man, being sick rules! (Well, except for the whole puking eve...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 14:21:00 GMT

The Greatest Clown of All

It seems like I've waited my entire life for this moment, and it finally happened. Ronald McDonald came to town. THE Ronald McDonald, President of McDonaldland, probably the most powerful clown in the...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 08:33:00 GMT

After school specials

How come every after school special always has some cheerleader or jock having a problem and he finally goes to his parents for help? I mean come on! I wouldn't ever go to my mom or dad if I got a gir...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 09:32:00 GMT