My name's Troy, it's latin for deodorant. I was born in Chelybyinsk, Russia to Eva and Igor Phuckov and wandered aimlessly across the bering straits back in '67 where I was adopted by a working class american couple, Gary and Linda Jennings.
Over the years I've had many jobs. I've been the head lubricant inspector at a bubble gum factory in Piong, Sweden. I've been a shepard in Bethlehem, Italy, an olive fork salesman in Bangkok, Japan where ironically they HATE olives. (That one didn't pan out so lucratively...damn multi-level marketing scams!)I've been the pixie-dust spreader on the tilt-a-whirl in Harlem, NY, I've barked for the Yak-woman in the Shun-Diddly Circus all across Azerbaijian. Most recently I've been hired as a bun inspector at Taco Bell. I'm still in training and have my sights on upper corporate management.Layout made by lonestar guy
