Daniel

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with half a brain, people who know how to use their words, people with a sense of fun and who don't take themselves too seriously. Oh and folks who work at Highpoint - you can find me working on Level 3 (not gonna get any more specific than that lol) and peeps who work at Melbourne Airport, you can stalk me at T1 Qantas Domestic Terminal, holla at me!

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Dan Before (2004, at 110 kgs) Dan After (2007, at 70 kgs)

Height? 171 cm (5'8")
Weight? 72kg, subject to seasonal variation
Right or left-handed? Left handed, but right footed
Heritage? Maltese, born in Australia
Are you in love? Love is over-rated
How do you alleviate stress? Singing, loud n proud
Do you swear? Does a bear shit in the woods?
What would your dream job be? Anything outside freaking retail
What was your first car? Hyundai Excel Sprint
What kind of car do you have now? Hyundai Accent GLS
Were you popular in high school? I was kind of a ring leader
Glass half empty or half full? Half full
Favourite food? Chocolate Teddy Bear biscuits
Least favourite food? Mortadella
What music do you dislike most? Trance or country arggggh!
Do you take illegal drugs? No
Have you ever been in love? Once. NEVER AGAIN!
Have you ever been to jail? Never, I'd end up someone's bitch
Do you wear contacts or glasses? Both, depending on the situation
Living arrangements? Sharing with a mate
Boxers, briefs, or boxer briefs? Boxers, sometimes boxer briefs
Biggest pet peeve? People who say "somethink" blah
I have no time for people who Interrupt, or are selfish
Do you sleep with the TV on? Increasingly so ...
Have a TV in your bedroom? Yessum, it's an heirloom lol
Prefer truth or ignorant bliss? In truth there is beauty
Hair colour? Brown but greying since age 20
What are you afraid of? Spiders and Jehovah's Witnesses
Friend you've had the longest? Dean , god bless his pants
Early bird or night owl? Early bird gets the worm
Favourite quote? "Such is life" - C op killer Ned Kelly
Biggest weakness? Anything chocolate flavoured
Biggest fear? Dying alone
Any brothers or sisters? 4 brothers, 2 sisters (1 sister dec.)
Have a religion? Non practising Roman Catholic
Views on politics? Left wing
Worst habits? Snoring ( allegedly )
Are you laid back or high strung? Laid back
Is family important to you? Extraordinarily
Are you optimistic or pessimistic? I hope I'm optimistic :)
Are you a procrastinator? Can I answer this later? lol
Fly or drive? Drive, I've never been on a plane
Craziest thing you've ever done? Streaked down St Kilda Rd
Your own path / follow the crowd? I am a shepherd, I am a sheep
Like kids? Love my brothers' kids long time

I'm a gay boy, but you wouldn't know it to look at me. I don't shave my eyebrows, I don't swing my hips when I walk, and I don't have an effeminate lisp. I don't have anything against boys who do that, it just ain't my thang baby.

Okay, so I'm what Americans would call a southpaw, or left-handed. Mind you if I decide to kick your ass I'll probably use my right foot. I don't curve my hand when I write, I usually turn the paper around. You try to move it back and I'll totally go upside your head ...

I suffer a phobia of cotton balls. No, really. Touching them sends a shiver down my spine, and makes my skin crawl. This is not a joke. I recently discovered a close friend who also suffers this unusual fear. I have a theory I used to be a cotton-picking slave in ye olde America. You can help fund research into this important field by making a tax-deductible donation to the International Cotton Ball Phobia Research Institute . Operators are standing by to take your call. Not.

I am 75% Maltese and 25% English

I was born in Australia and I live in Victoria

Music:

Christina Aguilera, Lily Allen, All Saints, Beyonce, Black Eyed Peas, Michael Buble, Mariah Carey, Kelly Clarkson, Fort Minor, Nelly Furtado, Good Charlotte, Hilltop Hoods, Linkin Park, Maroon 5, George Michael, Kylie Minogue, Alanis Morissette, No Doubt, Pet Shop Boys, Pink, Pussycat Dolls, Rihanna, Gwen Stefani, Sugababes, Thirsty Merc, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Usher, Young Divas

Movies:

Bill And Ted, The Cell, Clerks, Contact, Death To Smoochy, Dogfight, Dogma, Dumb And Dumber, Exorcism Of Emily Rose, The Exorcist, The Fifth Element, Fight Club, Full Metal Jacket, Galaxy Quest, Go, Heathers, Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back, Joan Of Arc, Mallrats, Mean Girls, Monty Python And The Holy Grail, Robin Hood Men In Tights, The Rules Of Attraction, Sister Act, South Park Bigger Longer And Uncut, Stand By Me

Television:

Arrested Development, Dead Like Me, Family Guy, Fawlty Towers, Futurama, Kath And Kim, The Larry Sanders Show, The League Of Gentlemen, Let Them Eat Cake, Little Britain, The Office, Red Dwarf, Oz, The Ronnie Johns Half Hour, The Simpsons, South Park, Stargate SG1, Star Trek The Next Generation, Star Trek Deep Space Nine, Star Trek Voyager, Will & Grace, The Young Ones

Books:

Human Instinct

by Robert Winston

Heroes:

Mum and Dad