Pissing Fire into a dynomite shop |
The world is such a fantaztic place. Sometimes I get up and Piss sunshine in the morning. 2pm. is the best time to get up when you fall down drunk whereever you were the night before. It is Mond...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 18:03:00 GMT |
Dildoe tester wanted. No dildo needed. No experince a plus! |
I always try my best to recheach out to all my freinds during the holidays & since they are all locked up @ tarrant county,sometimes it is hard. Lucky for me this year I was to. There is nothing l...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 18:00:00 GMT |
Vodka & H.R.Puff n stiff |
Colleen was dressed like an eskimo whore. She had on this hot ass parka that made you just thump with joy. Unfortunatley when I get vistors they cuff me behind my back. So even I can't rub one out. I ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 17:59:00 GMT |
Dirty |
My first night and Day at County was fucking Awesome! Me and Kevin got our cell around 8 pm and we got some moonshine & a deck of cards by 8:30. I called Bill and told him I was thru with th...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 17:55:00 GMT |
Stanky |
Hello to the 4 people that read this coulmn. If you are not aware. Oj is in the Tarrant County Jail. He is also unable to submit a Coulmn this week, because he had no cash on his books to buy a paper ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 17:46:00 GMT |
Wiffle Balls are cuddlely |
After my jackass little brother left me in solitary with no smokes and no booze I found out that the CO that had been seeking me liquer for the pass 10 years was promoted. You would think they would k...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 02:54:00 GMT |
Casper is a pussy of a ghost |
I Gave Kevin the $2G's I had on my person when I was booked to bail Him Out. I told him to find out who the fucking snitch was that turned me in for selling him that gun. He was high as hell when he g...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 02:51:00 GMT |
Only winners can drink in Court |
After I woke up from my blackout. I realized I needed to some real soul searching. The whole weatherman deal fell thru and I was kinda bummed about the whole deal. So I called my personal Spiritual ad...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 02:49:00 GMT |
jam a lam ding dong |
That fucker Kevin finally got me out of jail. He took forever. Who would do that to a friend? Certainly not me. But at least he got me out before my jury duty and dropped me of at the courthous...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 02:45:00 GMT |
Condoms are important...................espcially when filled with herion. |
They say if you do what you love you never work a day in your life. So I was looking for a gig where I could get paid to get drunk and Jerk off. So I decide to start pursuing my weather man career. I ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 02:43:00 GMT |
