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MAJORboner

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About Me

"CALLmeDADDY,pimp,PDD,youKNOWtheWORKSthatYOURassFRIENDSloveT O do,TENDtoBEaHOMEBOYifIwantTObeLEFTaloneBUTmostlyI'MoutINmaka ti DRINKIN'withFRIENDS,iHATEtoLOVEhotHOTladiesTHATcanWORKtheFLO ORout, BYtheWAYboracayROCKS...seeYOUthisSUMMER!"
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FULLNAME Paul Henrick Madarang Rayos
NICKNAME Bong-bong
AGE 26
BIRTHDAY September 26, 1980
HEIGHT 5'9"
WEIGHT 153 lbs.
FRAME Medium
HAIRcolor Black
HAIRlength Shaved (But haven't cut my hair for a month!)
SKINcolor Brown (And still a little tanned... I think!)
BODYtype Athletic and huggable
BODYhair Perfect just for a guy
EYEcolor Brown (There's no black people!)
STATUS Straight single
-FAVORITESandOTHERstuff-
WHATother'sCALLyou Daddy, Pimp, Paul, Paul-paul, Bong, Bonggie
LEFTorRIGHThanded Left handed
MIXEDraceINyourBLOOD 5% Chinese and 10% Spanish (Can you see?)
MYcurrentLOCATION Makati, Philippines
FEAREDtheMOST Pain
FOODyouLIKEtheBEST Sinigang na baboy and sweet bagoong
FAVORITErestaurant Kentucy Fried Chicken (Wink-wink!)
MYweakness Women and Favors (I always say yes on both!)
WHATyouWANNAachieveTHISyear Hopefully to get my career kickin'
MOSToverusedPHRASE I'm Paul... Sorry what's your name again?
BESTfeature Smile
WHATyouDRINKtheMOST Icetea
TIMEyouUSUALLYgoHOME In between 5am to 9am (But still depends!)
WHEREyouUSUALLYhangOUT Embassy and Prince of Jaipur
WHEREyouUSUALLYgoAFTERhangingOUT Internet Cafe
DOyouSMOKE Yes
DOyouDRINK Yes
EVERbeenDRUNK Yes (A few times already!)
CANyouSING Yes (It's a secret talent... Hahah!)
CANyouDANCE Yes
EVERbeenINLOVE Yes
DOyouWANTtoGETmarried Yes (Just not right now!)
AREyouAparent No (I hope so... And still prayin'!)
AREyouTHEnoisyORtheSILENTtype Noisy (Silent when needed!)
AREthereTRACESofDRUGSinYOURbody None (At the moment... Joke!)
EVERcalledAplaya Yes (Do I look like one?)
DOyouALWAYSgetWHATyouWANT Yes (And they also get what they want... Grr!)
DOyouHAVEaSPECIALsomeone None (She left me... Huhuh!)
THElastTIMEyouWEREinArelationship 4 years (Tried it last month but still ain't workin'!)
DOyouTHINKyourATTRACTIVE Yes (Hell yeah... Hihih!)
USUALoutfitOUTSIDE Jeans and shirts (Sometimes polo and stuff!)
WHATyouALWAYSwearAThome White boxer shorts
AcatORaDOGperson Dog person
HOBBIES PS2, tv, computer, girls (Kiddin'), and sleepin'
SPORTS Football, Frisbee, and Beach Volleyball
FRIENDLYorSNOBBISH A friendly snob (Do you get it?)
TATOOSinTHEbody None (Wish I have one!)
PIERCINGSanywhere None (Want one on my left ear!)
NEXTdoorORaPARTYstarterTYPE Party starter (Let's just say that I'm a clown!)
DOyouGOmalling Yes (Just recently!)
HOWmanyTIMESinAweekDOyouGOout 4
LASTplaceVISITEDoutOFtown Boracay
VISITEDoutOFtheCOUNTRY Singapore, Taiwan, Hongkong, and Japan
HOWmanySIBLINGS 3
YOUchat Yes (Learned a week ago!)
AtexterORaCALLER Caller
ITEMSyouUSUALLYhaveWITHyou Wallet, comb, lighter, candy, car keys
DOyouHAVEaCAR Yes
DOyouHAVEyourOWNplace No (But I sometimes live with my friends!)
STILLstudyORyouWORKalready Work
WHAT'SyourHIGHschool Colegio San Agustin, Makati
WHAT'SyourWORK Commercial Model (For now!)
YOURsounds Any (Specifically I choose Hip-hop and Rnb!)
YOUaFASHIONISTA Yes
WHATdoYOUloveABOUTtheOTHERsex Everything
PHYSICALLYwhatDOyouCHECKoutFIRST Face (Then the body... Whuhoo!)
FESTISHofYOURS Ladies' smell and their hugs
-WHATyouPREFERinYOURpartner-
AGEgap Doesn't matter
HEIGHT Shorter than me
WEIGHT Fit with their height
FRAME Fith with their weight
HAIRcolor Any (Favorite is black!)
HAIRlength Any (Favorite is long passing the shoulders!)
SKINcolor Any (But I want them tanned... Yummy!)
BODYtype Innocently sexy
BODYhair None (I'll allow them to have a few down under!)
EYEcolor Any
PEIRCINGSanywhere Ears (Bellybutton is ok!)
TATOOS None (One is still good!)
CANthatPERSONsmoke No (But we really don't know!)
CANthatPERSONdrink No (But who doesn't?)
CANthatPERSONtakeDRUGS No (And I hope she's a virgin on that!)
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My Interests

"THEtv,PARTIESanywhereWITHfriends,AGAINbeautifulLADIES,beach esMAINLYboracay,MYcrazy24hoursONLINEdownloadingCOMPUTER,anyS LEEPINGareaWITHaPILLOW,food,ANDplayingSOCCERreelORreal,CHACH ING!"

I'd like to meet:

"MYfriendsINthePAST,present,ANDtheF@.$%N'future.RACHELbilson ...HAHAH.allTHEbeautifulPEOPLEinMYSPACE.IFyou WANNAbeMYfriendJUSTaddMEup...AYTcYA!"

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Music:

"MOSTLYhiphopANDrnb,THErestIScool,TRANCEforTHOSEfreakyNIGHTS ,mellowFORthoseOTHERfreakyNIGHTS,andROCKforTHEbestFREAKYnigh ts,WELLjustTURNonTHEradioFORcryingOUTloud!"
DOyouWANTmeTObeYOUR...
GOODfriend
OTHERman
BOYfriend
SLAVE
BESTfriendWITHbenifits
FUCKbuddy
FLINGorTOY
HUSBANDtoBE

View Results

Movies:

"Alot...BUTforNOW,kateBEKINSALEisTHEoneFORmeINtheMOVIEunderw orldREVOLUTION...iLOVEyou!"

Television:

"ALLthatCRAPthatYOUseeINtv...ITcouldBElocalORforeignCHANNELS ,lousyORhardcoreSTUFFthatYOUseeINwowow,ANDothersTHATiREALLYd on'tUNDERSTANDatALL!oh...LIKINGtheO.C.!summerIStheGODDESS."
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 56%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Orderliness |||||| 26%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||||||||| 50%
Religious |||||||||||||| 56%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 50%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||||||||||| 50%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||| 23%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche |||| 16%

Books:

"MENSmagazinesANDcomicsFORallIcare!"

Heroes:

"SUPERMAN(inFICTION)andGOD(iDON'TknowWHATtoCALLhim).INDESTRU CTIBLEandPOWERFUL.theyCANchangeTHEworldIFtheyWANTto.HOPEthey COULDmeetEACHother...CHACHING!"

My Blog

Kainan sa Balanghay: Seaside sa Macapagal and San Miguel by the Bay

Kainan sa Balanghay has a twin and they are ready for more! Welcome the new addition into the family and its behind Mall of Asia.You will still feast your eyes on traditional filipino seafood... wit...
Posted by MAJORboner on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 10:15:00 PST

MYdamnRESTOwannaCOME!

WELL...i'veBEENpostingSOMEbulletinsINmyspaceRIGHTnowABOUTmyR ESTOtryIT.itsCALLEDkainanSAbalanghayATseasideSAmacapagal.ITS besideMANILAdoctors(WEREthereISaCREEK)andINFRONTofHONGKONGpl aza.THEthemeOFtheRES...
Posted by MAJORboner on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 04:03:00 PST

STONEDadamINcapones

THEY'LLrockYOURworldWITHtheirMUSIC,let'sYOUhaveFUNwithFRIEND SwhileJAMMING,andDANCEtillYOUdropAFTERtheSHOW!everyTHURSDAYS ,12:00mnINcapones!DRINK,food,FRIENDS,andSTONEDadam...NEEDtoS AYmore!-FREEentance-...
Posted by MAJORboner on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:20:00 PST

PEOPLEjustANannouncement!!!

DAMNi'mSOdumb...AFTER5minsOFmakingAblogIunintentionallyCANCE LEDit.ANYWAYiMADEsureTHATpeopleWHOaddsMEupASaFRIENDisINCLUDE DthanksTOmyTRUSTYcomputerITisALREADYautomated.NO...itISnotIN myspace.ITisAtradeSE...
Posted by MAJORboner on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 01:03:00 PST

IactuallyMETsomePEOPLEinMYSPACE!

FUNNYiDIDN'TexpectTHIStoHAPPENtoMEbutITdid.I'MnotREALLYtheTY PEofPERSONjustTOrandomlyMEETpeopleTHROUGHtheINTERNET...justA randomUNEXPECTEDmeeting.FORinstance,IhaveAfriendONLINEforTHE longestTIMEalreadyTH...
Posted by MAJORboner on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 09:05:00 PST

MYtopEIGHT!

OKEYbeforeANYviolentREACTIONStoMYtopEIGHT...listenFIRST!iDID N'TjustPICKtheHOTTESTchicks...WHICHlooksLIKEitBUTnotOKEY!her eIShowIjudgeEVERYTHING: -firstYOURpicturemustBEvisibleEVENifYOURjustBROWSINGforA...
Posted by MAJORboner on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 10:33:00 PST

GOTOmajorBONER.multiply.COM

THISisFORmyFRIENDSonly...SORRYpeople!SOMEprivateSTUFFSinHERE butTHEREareSTILLsomeOPENtoPUBLIC!andFORmyFRIENDSpleaseDOaddM Eup...NEEDyourCONTACTnumbersSOON!andOFcourse...SOyouCOULDals oCONTACTme!AYT...chi...
Posted by MAJORboner on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 06:27:00 PST

QUESTIONSquestionsQUESTIONS!

OKEYthisISforTHEpeopleWHOask...ENJOY! -yesIamTHEguyFROMluckyME(thanksFORnoticing)-YESiAMalsoTHEguy INkfc(GETTINGallSHYinHERE)-yesYOUcouldADDmeUPwhoeverYOUare(F ORtheOTHERSwhoJUSTaddedMEup...THANKSforREA...
Posted by MAJORboner on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MYeverydayAGENDA...forREAL!

WELLiSTARToffMYdayWITHaBREAKFAST(preferrablyTHElongganisaMEA LofMCDONALDS).thatWOULDbeATaround8AM.atTHIStimeMYfriend'sAND iAREstillINtheCOMPUTERSHOPplayingINTERNETgames.SOMETIMESweST AYthereFOREVERandIre...
Posted by MAJORboner on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ADDonsTOwantTOknowMOREaboutME!

WELLlet'sGETdownTOtypin'(KINDAboredTODAY).i'm5'9"inHEIGHT,15 3poundsINweight,DARKhair,BROWNeyes(THEREisNOblackPEOPLE),red dishBROWNinBODYcolor,BODYframeMEDIUM,i'mKINDAtonedANDstillON aDIETforBORACAY...ha...
Posted by MAJORboner on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST