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Michael

More Whips than a Slave Owner...I Drop Game on Ya

About Me

Whoaaa...I'm G'd up from the feet up.
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You are a chick magnet! Not AS rich but hella hot and very popular. You like spending your extra time hooking up or at the beach... or hooking up at the beach.

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Yoo, My name's Mike, Im from North Babylon yet reside in College Park, Maryland where I attend the University of Maryland. Where the true beasts live...Im an ex-Abercrombie worker who decided to go into Construction for more money lol !! Now I ain't from Michigan but Im in the Fab Five...Soo holla back...I drive a 2002 Jeep Wrangler, named Penelope...she's sweet. My thing is to make people laugh, many people write about this on these profiles but you know they can't actually make people laugh. Being comical is a good trait that many people want to have sooo they try and fake that shit...not cool. I do my amount of drinking while Mahoney can't keep up with me after throwing up all the Bourbon he ever drank lol. Sorry Dan. Im not that big of a ladies man, Im just tryin to find one a nice, simple, beautiful girl to have as a friend haha...Please help me out with that one, okay. Natty Light's the shit. I beat Matt Aird in a wrestling match. And ummm Im gonna be a billionaire one day...you'll see. Im out folks, comment those pics!!

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mike Borrelli
Birthday: 6/11/86
Birthplace: The L.I. (Plainview)
Current Location: College Park, Md/ North Babylon NY
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brownish...Sometimes Blonde
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I use both lol ;)
Your Heritage: Italian and Irish...I can drink so Im Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Some New Balances
Your Weakness: Eyes
Your Fears: Getting rejected by women lol
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: She already knows awwww hahaha
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I mean...
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why did I get so fucked up last nite?
Your Best Physical Feature: Penis...kidding...I dunno Biceps?
Your Bedtime: Depends...
Your Most Missed Memory: Placing in the Suffolk County Wrestling Tourny
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi...but I just drank a Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK all the way nuckasss
Single or Group Dates: Both...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choclate...I like Blacks
Cappuccino or Coffee: Smoothies lol
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: No
Do you Sing: Nah I rap
Do you Shower Daily: Indeed
Have you Been in Love: I really doubt it
Do you want to go to College: Doing it real big down in Maryland
Do you want to get Married: Eventually...
Do you belive in yourself: Depends on the situation
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Umm ask the girls that...
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Not really
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell No...I cant sleep
Do you play an Instrument: ye the Meat Whistle...shits hot
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: sure
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no :(
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeaahhh
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nooo Im bout to get on that tho
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Depends on how you think of Sushi ;)
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nigga...
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nigga once again...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I take baths occasionally
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Nope
Ever been called a Tease: Nope...Girls should really stop front'n too
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: ummm peacefully...please
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Multi Millionaire...You'll see...
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy...We aint gonna be up in there thoooo
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Depends I like both Blonde and Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5'5''
Weight: 115-125
Best Clothing Style: Abercrombie nuckas
Number of Drugs I have taken: 450430493.5
Number of CDs I own: Bitch better have an IPOD
Number of Piercings: ummm i would say 4
Number of Tattoos: Maybe a bullseye on the back
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Letting the one go...lol Nah i dunno

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