My name is Splat the RatCat. I am a large orange tabby cat. I think I am a large orange dog though, and if you dont agree with me then I will bite you. I like to bite, I think it is fun. My mom found me when I was six months old at a PetCo in San Diego. I had been abused and my back was broken, I was really skinny and covered in fleas but my big sage green eyes won her over. My mom took me to see her Chiro Dr. Jason Bauer in San Diego, I did not like him to much and he was allergic to me but after three visits I started walking just fine. Well I think I walk just fine, mom says I kinda spin out a lot. My back end does not keep up with my front end and I do crazy tricks. Mom says I am very pretty, so that makes her very smart because I KNOW that I am the coolest cat ever.I live in some town called Ferndale, I am not to sure I like it here, my yard is just not big enough in my opinion and it RAINS all the time, gesh! I am a San Diego cat, I need SUN... so I yell...Mom tells me she can't stop the rain but I know thats a lie, so I yell all the time. I just know if I yell enough she will make the rain stop. I do like the cows at the back fence though, they are nice cows and I say meow and they say moo. I like to sleep next to them against the fence, this makes Mom mad cause then I smell like a cow and get on her bed.. I like my stink though, I work hard on it. It's a good cat stink. All cats should stink like me.
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