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D CHIMS

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My Interests

IF I MUST...I LIKE PUPPIES, KNITTING, PAINTING MY NAILS, PAINTBALL FOR THAT MATTER, SITTING ON THE PORCH AND SAYING HORRIBLE THINGS ABOUT THE PASSING SHOOBIES AND THROWING BREAD AT THEM. (SOOO MUCH FUN!) DRINKING, GOD DID I MENTION THAT YET.

I'd like to meet:

MY REAL FATHER. GHANDI. MISS PIGGY. LUKE SKYWALKER. SPEED RACER. TONY MONTANA. MOTHER THERESA. ADAM AND EVE. GOD. SARAH SILVERMAN. DAVE CHAPPELLE. NEWT GINGRICH. AL JORGENSON. PEE-WEE HERMAN. EDDIE MUNSTER. MARSHA BRADY. HALF PINT. BO AND LUKE DUKE. KNIGHT RIDER.

Movies:

I WATCH NOTHING, OTHER THAN MICHAEL FITZGERALD PRODUCTIONS. ONCE YOU'VE SEEN A MASTER AT WORK... ALL THE REST IS DRIVEL.

Television:

KILLED IT.

Books:

ANYTHING BY KING AND KOONTZ

Heroes:

FITZY..IT CAN'T EVEN BE PUT INTO WORDS. MEESH..BECAUSE SHE'S AN UBER BITCH LIKE ME. MISSY..BECAUSE SHE LIVES IN A ZOO. MEGHAN..BECAUSE SHE CAN'T DRINK LIKE A FISH.( HEY MEG! ME TOO!) How did I get this to rhyme?